Jacky Tar

petite

^ Sails on ships wit' red sails.

Welcome t' the pub. Many o' the infamous pirates here, are part o' the Tale of the Seven Seas troop.

Congrats yer a deck hand! Rank changes fast enough when ye post t' several threads.

(Jacky lets his hand drop away from his pistol, and smiles.)

Darlin' Iron Bess, should I try, it would be when the odds an dumb luck favor me, an when yer not armed t' the teeth.

Aye, I might.

(Jacky watches wit' keen interest as Bess sharpens her blade.)

Now, Iron Bess ye know I can't best ye wit' a blade.

(Jacky places his hand on his sea pistol)

An it would be a shame fer me t' hav t' put a hole in that perfect... vest!

Naw..... maybe I'll just wear me bloomers!!!

Ye hav always demonstrated good fashion sense, but just bloomers?

(Aye, I know him well...)

bushed

(any duck i know?)

bright eyed

^ Pirate daze.

< This year I'll meet up wit' members o' New Providence fer a few pirate events.

V Pass on Red CAt's question.

(ducks quack... ye squeak?)

spotless

(well then... wash yer back?)

soiled

^ Work!

< Wednesday, smack dab in the middle of a work week, fer most. Sort o' a catch up day on paperwork, too; although, I tend t' fritter away catch-up days.

V Do ye hav scheduled catch-up days?

Returned t' find I had a bit o' plunder from Ransom, waitin' fer me.

Ye know if this stuff does all ye say it does, ol' Jacky be wonderin', why would ye part wit' such treasures?

Thank ye, luv.

Cap'n H, I suppose we should offer t' help d'louse yer ship. Course last time we tried t' d'louse a ship, we burnt the ship t' the keel. Wot say ye?

Aye, was beginnin' t' worry 'bout the one I sent ye, Ransom; since it was posted wit' the others.

Glad ye like the plunder, luv.

bath

(wit'....)

^ Asian foods! (Indian, Korean, Japanese, Thai or Chinese)

< Now I'm hungry. Time t' eat some fast Chinese food.

V Favorite Asian restaurant?

(every mornin'... bed head)

(the cure fer bed head) shampoo

wild hair

^ Beer!

< Beer goes wit' pizza, Korean food, barbequed food, an still works as a pirate beverage!

V Wot's yer favorite beer or ale?

Bess needs to breathe in that Hell hole......

If she is going to fight or sing, Corona Hell calls for looser clothes.

:angry:

Aye, bodice or no, ye still be Iron Bess. Don't know 'bout looser clothes, less they be worn by looser women!

So who will ye be crossin' blades wit', o' one who runs wit' swords?

Bess wit' out a bodice? Aye, this wlll be a whole new look indeed.

Will we get a peek at the new garb, at Corona?

Charity begins at home, luv. The rum be a nice gesture, as fer spitin' in it, I doubt ye'll get any takers.

Welcome t' the Pub!

Big hair

-y mess

(Big hole in the) ozone

Result o' big hair in the 80's