Jacky Tar

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I watched as Ransom sniffed the proffered drink, "Yer glass holds not but Spanish port, but if the bouquet offends yer palate, toss it!" She didn't look convinced; so I took her glass and poured it into mine, I sipped the drink wit' no ill effects, and shrugged.

"I'm not sure I want t' face wot made this line wit' my cutlass either." I draw my pistol. "CrazyChole, we need a lot of light wit' out settin' this deck a blaze!"

Forgiveness

Retribution

Truth

I see CrazyChole pullin' a torch from her bag, "CrazyChole, how much fuel do ye have in that torch?"

"Eyes, stay close mate." I notice the lines on the railin' aren't knotted!

I turn t' Ransom, who has just arrived, "Did ye bring yer cutlass wit' ye?" I examine a line, runnin' from the main deck railin' t' wot once was a mast. I bring the lantern close t' the line. It's the thickness of a rat line, and looks like silk, but it's stickier than molasses.

"Red Cat, don't go bouncin' off! Everyone, come closer, please." The hairs stand up on the back of my neck, an' I sense a set of eight eyes is watchin' us.

"Sorry, a late 'ello! Welcome t' the pub Haunting Lily! This be my first round wit' ye, and I'll have an ale, thank ye."

As for Marty and Terry..... darling men to be sure right down to their socks!

Most especially in party situations!   

Yo ho!  

"Aye, Iron Bess ye do party wit' the best of 'em. Yo Ho Ho!"

"Welcome, Crimson Blade! Not related t' the Crimson Pirate arr ye? (I luv'd that movie!)"

"As fer addin' pictures, ye need t' have one online and know the URL t' it. Then ye can go t' yer personal profile under yer 'My Controls' and add the link thar. Avatars arr easier, because ye can upload those from yer computer; so, ye might start wit' an avatar, and fill in yer bio."

"Now ye need t' be buyin' us a round. I feel parched wit' all that jargon, bein' said."

Uhmmm....

"You need to git yerself a girl mate".

"Iron Bess, I believe Captjacksparrowsavvvy is a girl! She just really wanted her dirt! Seems she knows Marty and Terry, too!"

"Avast! We need t' see if CrazyCholeBlack and Ransom are goin' t' join us. Don't want anyone fallin' down there!" I look over the rail an' into the abyss. "Sides, we need t' tie off this rope so we can get out later."

Red Cat has that gleam in her eye; thankfully she's not bouncin'. Seems t' me this ship moved a bit when she made her landin'.

pawn

Mischevious dancing eyes peer over the edge of a fine china cup ..cream please, and one sweet n low

"Aye, an' that image is the reason he will bring ye coffee every mornin'..."

June...or April

"Yer no fool Red Cat, April is me month."

"Welcome t' the pub. Shall we start in on ye wit' the Stetson tricorn jokes?"

"No, let ye buy us some drinks first, and then the teasin' will get underway!"

"Aye, he should ask... No, he should know if'n ye take it wit cream and sugar, too!"

"So, Red Cat is that wit cream an' one lump, or two?" (Gatherin' information fer the lads of course!)

Hmm a 12 months of pirates calendar would be nice

"Aye, and wot month would ye be, Red Cat?"

I like my pirate to have enough sense to know when to stop talking about how hot other women are!!! He should at least have the intellegence to give me a good ogling once in a while if he's going to talk that way!!!

Sorry,venting......

"Sorry thar Rogue Mermaid, the fella should have more sense. Vent away, sez I. Add t' yer list, I like my pirate to ogle me first."

I might hafta quit drinkin'. This thread went from "What do you like in your Pirate?" to raising stakes over what I lost track of and Jacky's Bar and Grill....

"Sorry Matt, I too was a bit confused by the rollin' card game; so, I brought in lunch and decided t' watch. I'm sure it'll get back on track... Care fer lunch?"

Even t' the untrained eye, it appears that the pub was built over the remains of an old ship. The deep crevice were passin' over t' get t' that ship, gives one pause; this crevice is deep but not wide, and couldn't have been here when the pub was built.

Red Cat swings accross to join Eyes and me self, on wot appears to be the ships main deck. I take Eyes lantern, and pass it over the deck and see somethin' else t' fret over, puddles of rum!

Jacky chuckles, "Aye, cute as yer arr Red Cat, I hope Merrydeath was raisin' Doc!"

^ Only the one's I can break.

< Rain is finally comin', better get some yard work done.

V Does the weather help or handicap weekends, fer ye?

Don't rats hate bein' compared to politicians, more?

nose job