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1 Skull Hangover No pain. No real feeling of illness... Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries. 2 Skull Hangover Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakf…
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Did anyone go to the Atlantic City Boat Show last weekend? If so I probly tried to jam a Nor'easter magazine into your hands. I probley should have mentioned something before the show so I could have said hello!!
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver." - Jack Handy I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra An intelligent man is sometimes f…
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Ok so we all know what you look like. But what does your mate look like, the one you love, the person you're with ect ect. Show your vaction pictures or just the two of you around the house.
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What albums have ye been findin' yerself listenin' to the most lately? Here's me top 3: 1. Rumplestiltskin Grinder - Buried In The Front Yard 2. Into Eternity - Buried In Oblivion 3. Orgh - Forest Sessions
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link removed since it offended some sensitive people here
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banned peta commercial
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Come Backs 1 2
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Ok, fellow Pyrates! I have read plenty (and heard tons) of good pick up lines, so how about some good come backs. I'll get the ball rolling wiht this recent one I heard at Cutthroats of Corona... My girlfriend was being courted by a fairly inebriated young man for the better part of the day. After the 5th or 6th time he told her she was breaking his heart, she turned to hip, touched his chest with her fingertip, and with big blue eyes batting said, "Put a bandaid on it, sweety, you'll heal!"
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Arr, this is jest ridiculous. I've a-been across the seven seas, journied through the final frontier, gone t'Nevada, and the digestive tract of an overweight man (t'was kinda like "The Magic Schoolbus"), but never in all me days have I been witness to this level of guitar masturbation. But hear me no more! Click the link, ye brigands. http://www.deanguitars.com/angelo/mab_videos/
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Aye matees you knew someone had to ask. Me self I work in marine retail for Boater's World. I like it cause I am around boats and fishin all day. I makes a lousy pay scale so I got's to plunder in the evenings to make it.
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tshirt
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Lots of folks have lists, honey-do lists, grocery lists, etc. How many of us have the "this is one thing I have to do before I die list"? What have you been able to mark off that list?
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A collection of terms that every beer drinker should know. Bait-and-switch - When an attractive person invites you to his or her table then steers you to a less attractive friend. Barley sandwich - Beer for lunch. Also called a slurp sandwich. Bayonetting the wounded - Gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party. Booze coupons - Money. Bedspins - The variety of spins that occur while lying prone. Putting one foot on the floor usually helps. If you are already on the floor, may God have mercy on your soul. Beer bitch - The person sitting closest to the cooler or refrigerator at a party whose sole purpose in life is to grab another beer for you …
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Do ya have any ink that makes people think? or laugh? I have a cock that hangs 6"below my knee. and I also have" Leviticus 19:28" tattoo'd onto my back with fire and brimstone around it.
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I think the best one I've done is a few years back we had a guy while on deployment come into the shop and pass out. We took some metal layout dye, which is a very bright blue in color, and is impossible to get of your skin, and well painted parts of his antomy blue. you can guess which parts. Ofcourse this is about 1 week prior to us getting home. also we've sent people looking for flight line , to get a bucket of steam, to get "prop wash" ( the wind coming off the blades is called wash) told a unsuspecting airman to go and find the chief engineer, Mr Scott, for some dylithium crystals, also sent the same airman to the enclosed operating area, with a 1/4" wrench to tig…
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We had a storm hit Norfolk this morning and it sunk one of our boats which we happened to have tied off on carrier row. We are not sure exactly what happened and will not know for sure until Friday when it is planned to lift it from the water and either try to get it to float by itself or set it on a barge for a trip back to Useless. I would elaborate more but I am heading back to work a full 4 hours after returning from dealing with this fiasco all day for another 18 - 20 day full of fun and adventure. Army, pee all that you can pee..... Incidentally, the water here is about 60 feet deep and the boat has bottomed out. Enjoy...
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Ok I know there has to be a way, but neither I nor Boats can figure it out. Once a font is downloaded to the computer, how the heck do we get into it to use it? Or how is it put into the other fonts listed for Microsoft Word?
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egg up
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Diosa just got to go on an advance media ride of the new Everest Expedition, set to open officially in April at Animal Kingdom. It's an amazing ride. Think Matterhorn, Thunder Mountain, Space Mountain and the Norwiegan ride at EPCOT, all rolled into one. http://mousesurplus.com/tales/viewtopic.php?p=954#954 Go to the movie for a virtual ride of it - just above the photos of the Yeti ... from almost start to stop... -- Hurricane
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Alice Cooper fans? Just wondering, I love alice. Hes one of my top idols... He is a god.
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Your Fleet
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Thought this might be intresting, Currently, Chug-A-Boom (bonus points for guessing the names origin) Chapparel tri hull fishing boat 75 horse Jhonsen outboard Ruff stuff 14 foot aluminum Jhon Boat 6 horse Evinrude outboard in the works Becky Lynn 14 foot sailing pram from the design Piccup Wood duck (tenative) flat bottom hull from Petesboat with a cabin from Rancour grafted on as I hate the birdwatcher look in the faimly 8 foot aluminum Jhon boat 17 foot Cobia run about Yeah Yeah I know I have a mess about in the back yard but hey it's fun lol
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Anybody here use Livejournal? Im just making one. Kinda fun so far...looks like good times.... If u wanna share, show us ur LJ!
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Days Past 2006 What you'll see are just the main images for the month - there are many more images within the calendar and the days itself, and you can see them by purchasing a calendar! Buy one, buy two, buy as many as you can, it's a good cause. The images were shot at NYRF last fall. Do it....... :)
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AHOY MATIES! :) :) :) :) :) We're back for our second year of doing battle with cancer in the Relay for Life at Winthrop University in South Carolina! Last year we Swashbucklers may not have been the top when it came to collecting booty, but this year we're determined to spread word of the cause as far and fast as our legs and the cyber winds can take us. This is a completely non-profit team organization and all proceeds go to to the American Cancer Society in order to help those who are in need. Any donations and/or suggestions for piratical-fundraising would be greatly appreciated. After all, polite-pillaging of local comunities only goes so far... That'…
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