Monterey Jack Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Professional leatherworker, author and instructor of maritime fighting styles of the 18th-19th centuries. .....only cuz drinking isn't really a paid art..... Monterey Jack "yes I am a pirate 200 years too late, the cannons don't thunder, there's nothin to plunder, I'm an over-40 victim of fate, arrivin too late.........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody Joshua Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 i climb trees for living with a chainsaw tied to my ass, and in my spare time i'm in the marine corps resevres.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 i climb trees for living with a chainsaw tied to my ass, and in my spare time i'm in the marine corps resevres.... Both very admirable professions, in my book.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 i climb trees for living with a chainsaw tied to my ass, and in my spare time i'm in the marine corps resevres.... Both very admirable professions, in my book.. BONNIE BABY......KIN OL' BLACK JACK BE YER....BOOK ENDS? YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 i climb trees for living with a chainsaw tied to my ass, and in my spare time i'm in the marine corps resevres.... ....HMMMMM...YA HANG FROM A ROPE UP IN THE TREES WITH A SHARP, RUNNING CHAIN SAW.......I WAGER YER IN THE COMBAT ENGINEERS AIN'T YA's? YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I heard (now tell me, is it true?) Bloody Joshua got his name because he does that job naked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarborMaster Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I deal in Sh!t :) I own Richs Rooter Service. Its not fun.,I lost all my weekends for 24 years now . When they ask me if I've been busy ? I just give'm my dirty smile (Gold toothed grin) and aske'm if they wanna smell my finger? Tropico will be Bliss I am not Lost .,I am Exploring. "If you give a man a fire, he will be warm for a night, if you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 EYE recently became a rock collector for the water fountain. oh you meant fer a livin ? well ok I'm a machinist. And I've been thinkin gold tooth too... http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody Joshua Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 i climb trees for living with a chainsaw tied to my ass, and in my spare time i'm in the marine corps resevres.... ....HMMMMM...YA HANG FROM A ROPE UP IN THE TREES WITH A SHARP, RUNNING CHAIN SAW.......I WAGER YER IN THE COMBAT ENGINEERS AIN'T YA's? lol...howed ya know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Petee Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I'm an Art Director. Thinkin about becoming a boarder patrol agent though. I like this job, cause it deals with art, but it lacks the excitement of my previous career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Profession: Educating the minds of young Pirates through sports, but I make more money in my hobby . . , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sjöröveren Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Photogrammetry technician, which means I make topographical maps using aerial photography. I don't get to go up in the planes, but this gets pretty close sometimes. Unfortunately, most of the stuff I map are very boring, like highways, ditches and parking lots. But the scenery is always changing! the Fool's Gold Pirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCiaran Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Professional storyteller - bard - raconteur here. I travel all over NC and beyond sharing folktales (including a wicked Blackbeard story) mainly with elementary students, although occasionally am lucky enough to tell to adults. I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I'm an Art Director. Thinkin about becoming a boarder patrol agent though. I like this job, cause it deals with art, but it lacks the excitement of my previous career. Don't give up art for a Border Patrol agent. Besides if you went this route, you'd never be available for events and such, as we'd never see you again. The hours suck and the work isn't easy. I remember when you were looking for a job that had art involved. Stay with it, it will bring out your creativity much more and the chance of being involved with your friends and events on weekends is much more fun, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Petee Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I know, your right. I'm going to stick with it, I just need a new job, been working for this one for a year and nothin. Need to look to the horizon for bigger and better things. Boarder Patrol was just a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Nothing as in what? Oftentimes it takes longer than a year to either make the job into something you like or to manoever to a job that fits more of what you want. Are there no opportunities where you work now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I'm a sort of freelance historian. I write magazine articles and books (got me history of pirate flags coming out this year ) I do interpretation work in various museums and historic sites, and I work occasionally with museums on their artefacts. Was a museum/ship curator for three years. I do education work, sometimes in schools but mostly through museums and historic sites. I work as an advisor for TV sometimes (dunno if anything I've worked on gets shown in the States - did you guys get a series called "Battlefield Britain"?) I've had some really crappy jobs in the past, and some better paid ones than what I'm earning now, but I'm not starving and I love my work. I have a mate who does education work, particularly science, but he uses history as a way of teaching stuff. The reason I mention him is because he does blow stuff up to teach physics. Foxe"With this Fore-Staff he fansies he does Wonders, when, God knows, it amounts to no more but only to solve that simple Question, Where are we? Which every chi'd in London can tell you." - Ned Ward The Wooden World Dissected, 1707ETFox.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Work 'officially' in electronics, amusement industry for the last 17 years but drifting into pyrotechnics and electro-mechanical, ie. animatronics. Hoping to get mainly into special effects for the film industry. Not trying to be 'high' on myself, but I can do almost anything technical I set my mind to but get bored really quick... need something exciting and constantly changing to keep me interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 JEST MEANS YE HAVE TO CHANGE T' PROFESSIONAL POSTER..... (CHILD) CRACKIN THE BUNNY UP! I TELL YA! Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Well if you were a golden fool you would have the title Notorious Pyrite... would ye not? Somehow bilge rat seems a bit more comforting for the moment... amazing how loyal rats can be to one another.... I suddenly got a mental image of a bunny with her crack up... er, cracked up bunny I meant to say... yessssss, that's it! Must choose yer words wisely to avoid uneccessary misunderstandings eh? Now... I have a mental image to enjoy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Hmmm...think I've been on this board too long - seems I remember this question before...but what the hell... I'm a professional male model and international gigolo, also a ..... No, wait, that's my OTHER resume... Taiji/qigong instructor, Doctor of Oriental Medicine, author, lecturer, actor (poor), and eternal pursuer of Christine (getting better). ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Blydes Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 I work as an advisor for TV sometimes (dunno if anything I've worked on gets shown in the States - did you guys get a series called "Battlefield Britain"?) You were involved with that series? wow! I loved that show! We got it here in Canada William Blydes I don't get lost, I EXPLORE! Adventures on the High Seas (refitted and back on station!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bailang Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 i'm a furniture sales/recieving/stock/cashiering associate at an office supply store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunty Maim Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 I work for a licensing/manufacturing/distribution company. We make stickers, patches, magnets, etc. for bands, movies and various pop culture... thingies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangeBayPirate Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Machinist, mostly marine in a job shop. Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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