Rummy3 Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Ok, fellow Pyrates! I have read plenty (and heard tons) of good pick up lines, so how about some good come backs. I'll get the ball rolling wiht this recent one I heard at Cutthroats of Corona... My girlfriend was being courted by a fairly inebriated young man for the better part of the day. After the 5th or 6th time he told her she was breaking his heart, she turned to hip, touched his chest with her fingertip, and with big blue eyes batting said, "Put a bandaid on it, sweety, you'll heal!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 My all-time favorite has got to go to the infamous Rhonda the Red from Red Dragon at CORF [in response to an etremely intoxicated man's description of what he wanted to do to/with/at her]: "Like you have THAT kind of cash." I still laugh when I think of that one. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monterey Jack Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 My wife's best friend had the capper to em all; When told by a guy at the bar "honey I have everything you need," she responded, "Yeah? You got three speeds and heat?" Monterey Jack "yes I am a pirate 200 years too late, the cannons don't thunder, there's nothin to plunder, I'm an over-40 victim of fate, arrivin too late.........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 My favorite... "Lass, what would it take to open your pearly gates?" "Tact." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Thisn be a favorite o mine - "When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched. " Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted September 20, 2005 Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 My favorite..."Lass, what would it take to open your pearly gates?" "Tact." That one sounds ike Howard Stern... OK, here's one that I heard at a ball game - as a group of girls strut their stuff past a group of imature young boys and out of the crowd could be heard loud "UGHHHH!" and the most beautiful, tall, silky -haired brunette turned to the young men and announced, "Well, you're no prize youself!" Both groups broke out in laughter hysterically! Ah! Youth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 "your beautiful" my response "Your drunk" But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 My favorite..."Lass, what would it take to open your pearly gates?" "Tact." Answer: Saint Peter why of course! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted September 20, 2005 Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 My favorite..."Lass, what would it take to open your pearly gates?" "Tact." Answer: Saint Peter why of course! Nice one Monsignor! Nice one indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 "So are children in yer future?" Now that tugs something somewhere with some women. but! you can take it either direction. answers being: Absolutely not! you say perfect then. Answers being after they study you sizing yer potential up and down they say: Yes or maybe. You say they will all be beautiful. I know I'm going to hear about this so let me just say I'm sorry Rummy I love only you and I haven't used it in a hundred years (but it was one o me faves) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 Can you say ... VASECTOMY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 ROTFLMAF!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 ROTFLMAF!!!!!! ouch! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 that looked like it hurt diego But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted October 3, 2005 Author Share Posted October 3, 2005 Here's one that needs a good come-back...(Any Ideas?) My Lady, dost thou possess a looking glass in thine bodice? For I may surely see myself within it’s folds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 ...the mirror cracked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadeye Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 My Lady, dost thou possess a looking glass in thine bodice? For I may surely see myself within it’s folds "But this color would look TERRIBLE on you..." Or "Funny, I always figured you an Autumn" - 10 Fathoms Deep on the Road to Hell... Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 "not as long as I'm kicking, biting and scratching" Harsh! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callenish gunner Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 or try this response: damn!!! another transvestite pirate wanting to steal my duds!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady renee Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 here is comeback line: " i had sailed the seven seas to find a wench like you." a pirate's life for me(gold, rum and men). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 here is comeback line: " i had sailed the seven seas to find a wenchlike you." if you need a response to that would be "keep sailin boy-o" But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biker Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 While in Hong kong a few months back, a female friend of mine made a guy run away, literaly run away. after pestering her for a bit, She looked at him and sadi, " I've never wanted a man like you so much. at least since I became a woman" " Never knock on Heaven's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that" ' Whatever is not nailed down is MINE. Whatever I can pry loose, is not nailed down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 OMG! Your friend is quick-witted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 a friend of mine got flashed at the St Louis Arch.. her response was.. "it looks like a dick only smaller." yes they did arrest the guy, after they stopped laughing. another one I heard when someone flashed was..."I've seen bigger hangnails" and for the guys.. "I've seen less arse on Oprah" Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted December 27, 2005 Author Share Posted December 27, 2005 a friend of mine got flashed at the St Louis Arch.. her response was.. "it looks like a dick only smaller." Did you get a picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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