Mad Maudlin McCrumb

Ebay.. man I ain't kidding.. look under Renaissance boots. We found a pair that fits my husband, and he's a size 14, that are bucket tops, and they were only $50, real leather!! Good luck, laddie!

Thats a scary thought.. at least you can outrun them when they're scurvy-ridden.. you keep 'em healthy and there's no escapin' em! Not that I'M running, mind you...

Thank you, Rosalinda.. I feel much better now....

Dirty old man... not that I'M complainin'!

Now 'tis! Heehee

That was really weird.. I loved it!

Yer naughty.. and I wouldn't have you any other way!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank you very much!!!

Of course an "R" brand on yer heinie means ye've been hanging out with Royaliste while he's been shooting of his guns and got a bit too frisky!

Bring it on.. what number am I? Woo hoo!!!

Good trade... the sword I traded for it was $200 when it was bought.. I think the guy actually hesitated because he KNEW it was worth more.. just not to me! I love the cutlass more than that poor old broadsword any day.. I must name it now!!

That's hysterical!! How many females have you marked like that, you randy barnacle? My tats aren't really pirate oriented, though I have a dragon on my thigh, a tree with a crescent moon cradling a harp on my right shoulder, a knotwork sun on my left, and my daughter's names beneath them, and a butterfly on the inside of my right arm.. OUCH!!! I have a few piercings too... heehee... Out of curiosity, and I am having a spirited debate with my mother-in-law (who is INTO historic romance novels, and is under the notion that my pirate erotica is supposed to be historically accurate) can somebody tell me: Just how historically accurate is nipple piercings? I wrote about a wily pirate lass captain who had them so she could compete with her brothers for toughness... and a couple of hot male leads have them too... How weird am I??

If it isn't, my dear, I will write it for you... If I don't live fairly close to the ocean I lose my ever lovin' MIND! Portland is too far inland.. though the river is good for watching ships!

Well, mine was $60, but I traded for it, my old broadsword that needed a new home. They were anywhere from $60-$300 for really nice ones. The site fee was cheap as heck too.. only $10 for adults!! See ya there!

Can I come too???

Kinky... kinky... kinky... What do you call a large group of pirates? An ARRRRRRRmy!

Thanks mates!! I love my new sword... will post pics soon...

Sick twisted and wrong, thar, lady....

I think it should be... that's the cutest thing I have ever seen!!! Hey Stynky! Something positive can come outta this ridiculous dick-waving contest of a post!

What kind of oil? I just got a cutlass myself, and it's beautiful, and rather greasy, (not that I have touched the steel mind you).. and I want to take good care of it...

Cabbage Patch doll... that's a riot! They should make the 12" dolls like they did for the Phantom Menace release... I still have my Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon Jinn dolls on my entertainment center, duking it out with Lady Death... heehee.. let's throw Jack Sparrow into the fray!

And, baby, that's no joke...

Royaliste has the advantage of the Northern Witch willin to call the seas to his aid... he's practically family... yer dust, boy.

Every year, lady!! I'm goin next year too, gods permitting!!! THat was GREAT!!!

I'll drink to that!!