Mad Maudlin McCrumb

All depends on what ya hang 'em by, me Bucko!

WOOOOO... ur...ehemm.. I mean AAARRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

All I can say is.. if there is another movie, and I pray to Neptune there is..please please please, (You ever hear a pirate say please??) please let Johnny Depp come back as Captain Jack Sparrow or I shall surely die! That was brilliant!!!!

Quoth Reginald McCrumb; "Once you've had a pirate, you're hooked!" Or "If they outlaw guns, can I use my cutlass?"

Oh, thank you, Captain... you can just ROCK me to sleep tonight...!

My husband, Reginald "red rum" McCrumb, and I have had a long standing discussion as to exactly how a keelhauling is performed? (We want to do a pirate film, and want to accurately depict one.. ew) I understand basically the victim is tied and dragged along the keel of the ship (great method of debarnacling your hull?) but is it done across the back, the stomach? headfirst, or along your side? Or is it the madman committing the act's decision? Curious...

Man, I would put that on my car! Of course we do with uor boots on, we get better traction that way!

Oh sure you could bring penicillin! You just powder it and blow it up yer nose.. or sharpen the hell out of a reed and add water.... nobody said it would be pleasant, but it's that or something that just ain't gonna go away otherwise???

Good lord, I needn't have worried, I'm in NW Portland!! IM me or something!!!

I just hadn't found you lot until the unnamed Johnny Depp (drool, pardon me) movie came out!! Oh I am so glad to find others of a like mind!! Anybody out of Portland Oregon??? My ship has gone all to heck!

I brought a bobcat to an event once, she was the coolest pirate critter I had ever had. If the men got too fresh with me she would just give them the ol' stinkeye and that was pretty much the end of that! I'll miss her.