Diego Santana de la Vega

popularity

ok ok two more nights and only three days till the so cal faire seasons closing weekends: I'd like a list of those going to be there start here for one 24 hour period just say yeh! or Nay! and what musical instrument you should liken ta have fer the saturday night jam session at the steps of the rangers offices.... I'm a yeh! and I'm bringin the rum to help us all sing better!

Sam! Have ye gots an accustic bass? I would hopes ye find a way ta be riggin it into the cieling of yer wheels so it don't get abused as I hope ye be bringin it to escondido as well as yer singin voice! I'm thinkin the drums are well so so till ten p.m. but I know this quiet get away place there in the grounds where well ifin the likes of every one with an instrument of musicality originations should liken to maybe throw a nice jam session up and onto the fire we would say be more than happy to drink with ye all! 2 nights three days I can't wait I can't

Happy

You know you're trailer trash ..... 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people." 6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this." 8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 10. Your junior prom had a daycare. 11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines." 12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded jumped in the air and fell right off its wheels. 13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. 14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 15. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. 19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 20. and last: Your sister is your mothers uncles daughter in laws niece.

I'm gonna make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. What you going to do with all that junk? All of that junk inside that trunk? I'm gonna get, get, get, get you drunk, nice place to visit but I could never live there

Offspring

well rested and on my way to see an arthritis specialist today Rumba Rue you are not sick you are just getting into the mood for escondido here repeat after me I am not sick just tired (ok your turn) ............. Did you say it and again then yes ten more times ok together then I am not sick just tired I am not sick just tired I am not sick just tired I am not sick just tired I am not sick just tired wait I'm not tired at all in fact I feel great! Escondido three days! Huzzah!

liner

Well Three for people that will be there Friday setting up their camps, I will be there Friday night after work. killian mate can I counts on servin up a nice ice cold one for ye around ten pm at the top of the stairs in front of the ranger station! look fer me there in me green aerostar matey! Ps ye knows it'll be cold at night don't ye? Oh! Yeh, be not worried about the van raockin jes go ahead and be knockin that is until 10 and 30 as I think I might be crashed out by then.....

bird

appointment

can anyone spell "three days"?

matey! ye haves yer entirety packed thursday night ye take it all with ye ta work ye leave from work and ye mosey on into town find the likes o the encampment and ye telss em yer workin wit the likes of (oops ye best private msg me) we'll get ye in and campin with the likes of all us. This goes fer anyone needin to party in Fresno! You must volunteer to work two hours for the faire. Then it be yer party as well.... Jes know nothin is free and if it is... its worth what ye gave fer it. (nothin)

ye might not be within the actual cell waitin fer a hangin and all be it that which defines the legacy we all fall within then man. Under the shroud of certain death is life itself each step takin us closer to the end all local "the grave". Aye one does expect that bein better dressed would have it's merits amongst those with cares in the afterlife but it aint gonna impress the likes o saint peter don't ya know. So we be asked ifin we would take a nice pair a slops in a certain beetter fabrique than ours own or mayhaps trade in me gillies fer a nice fittin pairs a boots? sure ifin the shoe fits, wears it I been told since birth......

As the cutter were unloaded and reloaded with those of us wishin to make porto call this time I was reminded just how beautiful our ships is from the distance growing as we headed towards shore.

leaving work

Top Dog

ok since this thread is dying lets say the artist has to have sold 72 million records in order to get quoted ok? ok! who's turn is it?

Blackwitch the Ho

Jeeze Rue, I'm sorry, so what be the next step do we take her and hang her by her thumbs and pull down her bloomers and spank her hard and then just barely rub the leather tines along her cheeks causing her to whimper? maybe a little ice to comfort and then start all over again and whack her rump some maybe fifty more times and then just stop.... that would make her beg for us to continue? and we could all just walk away leaving her there unfinished, humiliated and wet. wait this is the fighting thread not the sexual deviations thread..... never mind!

i liked hook! especially Phil Collins as the detective and David Crosby in the pirate scenes on board hooks ship!

the terrible

Pavlov

mouth watering