Diego Santana de la Vega

Gene Simmons

Thanks mates !

Mohair

What Sam said! Sam! (cups me hands) Sam! straight shooter a good rum that be me diet! Or was that 18 year Scotch on a ice bucket splashed with bottled water????

I couldn't feel worse

kong

Dopey

Aye with a name as such maybe ye can start a new knife throwing team or archery for the handicapped. Canon 101 mayhaps, or Pillaging I, II and III. Gunpowder basics (a new approach to applied science)

Aye then I be guessin the need fer cherry brandy to add to me cabinet then eh? Thanks Mad Matt ye be right nice then

The Riders of the Purple Sage no no sorry won't do wrong era and local. How about the "Quicksilver Messenger Service" ? Parents would likely recognize the name (if they spent a dimes time in the sixties) "Big Brother and the Holding Company" "The Rolling Stones" If anyone says the Captain and Tenille I'll hunt you down and shoot your tires out.

Sorry about the bum rap! I jes got the best service from this company called cafepress.com! good quality too!

I gots a bitchen (nice dated word there for ya) Pirate lamp fer me room, a reclyning pirate bottle (O rum) holder! Guinness boxers! Huzzah! (oh oh I fear a new thread or survey, boxers, skivies, ballhuggers or floss) A bath rug travel mugs for me new (used) van. My room almost done and all the love one man can ever hope ta find.

Ankles

Are we ready to have a meeting here with every one posted above at one certain time here in the Pub's Chatroom? you know kinda hash out the desirables and list the list? We need a solid readable list for : Pre school - 5 year olds Pop-ups? 6 - 10 11 - 14 15 -17 adult A name? A mission statement? Our common denominator (no not the governor) Corona Pyrate faire and Palm Springs is a maybe? I was asked to fill out a guild application though! (secretly i'm ecited that's six faires) Merry Christmas everyone see you all at the new years party

I awoke clearly it was morning and clearly I had been thrown in jail. But why? I rubbed the back of my head.........

Tattoo then ifin ye don't be minden?

Merry Christmas everybody be with safe and warm endeavors over this long weeks and holiday weeksend.

everclear

These ideas are all stellular I dare say that after one faire, time on stages will be addressed for the mere need for better seating space if we become entertainers as well. In the guild yard / encampment area the focus be simple some games: (rummy likes Castles) you know, maybe darts on the bottom of a rum barrel, Bocci, Dobbers (ring toss) and Towers. Some readings of poetry or sonnets, words from a song or shanty or a short story and of course with passion, talking to all the children about what book did they last read and offer them a list of books about the likes of our faires fancy. we will plan accordingly to promote the faires need for "authenticity" remaining period as best we can.

Enunciation

kids here comes the excitement! The following is the letter I sent to one production (faire owner/producer) also his response! It so happens that they do the best four faires in California so hey its a go! Kent: Sounds wonderful, your group would be more than welcome at all our faires. We will make what ever adjustments needed to provide space for you. We know you guy's will do a great job as you always have. Submit an application asap and we will approve it.............Dick ----- Original Message ----- From: Kent Richards To: goldcoastprod@msn.com Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:39 AM Subject: Sir Richard and Condit Diego here. Fine friends of most recent growing closeness and wondrous times. I have been asked what it would take to get a guild yard approved for your faires? (the two in Ojai and the two in Escondido) Here is what we have discussed as a proper guild yards assembly, we will do....... We will be (are) a privateer (Pyrate) group of cyberpyrates on line. (Pyracy.com) I have been to the many faires (you know this) I have seen what is missing and I have asked on line who would be interested in doing this? There is about twenty five friends and they think my idea is the difference in class and no class and so here's the whole thing in a nutshell. We want to give something to the community (at no additional cost to them). We want to promote reading to the patrons and especially the children. We all are sick and tired of the guild yards that are irresponsible and are set up and there for "their own benefit" without giving something back. We will meet and greet and piece tie four hours of your opened day at main gate. We will walk about the faire passing out the dragon tears to children (gimmick) offering them a trade when they find the guild yard with the book list. We will print a nice concise list of easy to read enjoyable favorites (books, poetry, sonnets and plays) dealing with chivalry, castles, sea going pyrates, and the important history about Tudor, Elizabethan, Victorian England and the new world. We also will offer an area in the yard that teaches games (of the times). I can't believe how many of these wondrous people have volunteered to assist for times to watch the yard and both work the gate (of course you know that is my favorite thing), but I and Buttercup wish to give something to the community more than what we're doing now. The idea is to ring a ships bell on the hours marking ships time and offer up a fresh new reading each hour on the hour maybe just a poem or a short story being read for children but of course you know parents will certainly enjoy this too. Anyway we see in time after some years the bells ringing causing all the children (within earshot) to come running to our hourly reading (they'll all be different all day). We all are pretty amazed with the resulting interest by guild members ready to leave their own guild seeking this avenue of expression towards the giving aspect of a guild yards purpose. Quite frankly we are pretty much trashed by the level of quality people offering the time and energy without the need to prove how much drink can be consumed over a weekends course. Here is the list of faires we will assemble for: First and most important, all four of yours (of course) you are our favorites and we feel most loyal to you both for your support as always. The Bakersfield Pirates faire, The Corona Pirates faire, All the tall ships festivals in so. cal. Palm Springs, are all for sure San Diego. (little Devonshire) in Phoenix Las Vegas are considered as well. If we are approached by other faires we will make considerations but at this time, that's pretty much all of it. So! What do you think? Much thanks as always, Kent (Diego Santana de la Vega)

gilda radner

Beldor

tell all yer friends here on the pub immagine a hundred of us there chit chatting about Christines controversial pictures et all and all of us in one place, a gathering! A highlands gathering. I highly recommend bringing musical instruments for sing alongs all day and into the night! Bar b que all day! damn! am I dreaming or is there about enough time to save ten dollars a week till then and have it made in the shade.......

I never was a Christmas fan. I liked being off from school two weeks and I liked getting presents but I don't remember much excitement about the getting together with the familly any more than the usual once a month birthday celebrations party at someones house. As the kids grew up I enjoyed their surprise when that one something they knew we couldn't afford found its way into their booty. Now they are all grown and it's the grandchildrens turn to be spoiled but I'm away from the family now and so I send them their gifts U P S and get a call telling me this and that about the gifts. I resolve and recognize my job and accept it: my job will be giving the best Christmas I can muster to my Rummy. Like Gomer Pyle said, Surprise Surprise Surprise! Merry Christmas everybody be safe and warm.....