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I don't know who you are, nor do I particularly care. You're impersonation of me is, at best, half baked. Stop it now. The mods know that you're not me, and are actively tracking you. So cut it out, you bloody twit. Your pathetic fraud will not go unpunished. ~ Mad Jack
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Wow. At least in Kentucky when they have shotgun weddings, the guy gets a human being for a wife. But the irony of it is pretty funny. The poor schmuck gets caught screwing a goat, has to marry the thing. And according to their laws, he'll never be allowed to get a divorce, and God help him if he cheats on his "wife" with a real woman. LOL...Some men call their wives old goats that they got stuck with, but he did get stuck with an old goat till death do them part!
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Since I'm more redneck than pyrate, I thought I'd invite y'all to Prescott this year for our BIG rodeo. Prescott Rodeo If you've never been to a rodeo, WHY NOT?! Experience a bit of Americana and take a trip into the Old West. Arizona is still the Wild West where people still openly carry guns (though we've toned the gunfights at high noon down just a bit fer the scaredycats!) If anyone is interested in seeing the rodeo this year, I can help make arrangements for you. There is lots of history (I am a history buff, just not a history professor - so don't ask me a whole lotta stuff) and even an 1882 outfitting store for those who want to revel year round in Cowboy B…
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Subliminal messages, aye? I expect to hear people clucking about this. I'll bet it's going to put those who don't have time to crack the codes in a fowl mood.
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I went through the drive through to make a deposit tonight. I pulled forward after getting my reciept and realized that I don't have my card, so I put my car in park and ran back. There was a guy standing there complaining his card wouldn't work. I took my card and went home. I just checked my account online. The bastard had quick hands. He did a quickcash request in the few seconds the card was out of my sight. Now it's in the bank's hands. Bloody Pyrate.
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My wife's Mother has begun to refuse to eat. She's suffering from Ahlzheiemer's, and is fading fast. Please, hold her close in your hearts. I don't know how much longer she'll hold on. ~ Jack
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I love these books! They're some of the funniest, most confusing stuff I've ever read. I've read the first, second, and fourth ones. (actually, i read the fourth first ) But, uh, is the second one supposed to skip from page 154 to 187? I just got it today, and got to that part about 20 minutes ago, and maybe I just dont get it. the spine of the book isnt messed up, but theres a weird edge on page 187. Whoa... off topic... But anyway... Did anyone else ever read them?
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Attention Florida pirates! My family and I are taking a BIG vacation to Disney World in February (February 12-16) and I need some information from those who actually live there and go to the parks. We have a planning guide video we've been watching but they tend to sugar-coat everything. I want real answers. First, how crowded is the resort in February? Second, what rides would you recommend as "must-see" for 11-year old and 6-year old boys? Third, what is the weather generally like? My youngest is high-functioning autistic, so his maturity is about at a 4- or 5-year old level. We go to Disneyland a lot so I'm looking for things that would be new to us. We're only …
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The largest reconstructed fortress in North America is under seige again. Fortress Louisbourg, located along the eastern shore of Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, is the scene of an archeological scramble, as a recent storm washed away shoreline to reveal a long portion of the fort's original wall of 1735. Louisbourg was France's great sentinel against the British in Cape Breton. Here be a link to the news report by the CBC: Fortress Louisbourg I have visited Louisbourg twice in recent years and find it absolutely spellbinding, truly one of the greatest reconstructed fortresses in the world.
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Do you like The Beatles? Do you like Metallica? If so, you'll love Beatallica! This band combine the styles and song titles of The Beatles and Metallica. With songs like "And Justice For All My Love", and "The Thing That Should Not Let It Be", Beatallica are an interesting, and certainly talented band. Check 'em out at Beatallica.com
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Ahoy me mateys - the holiday for lovers is just around the corner, and I don't wants anyone to be forgetful of your honey! Now - tell me what ideas or plans have ye gots up your sleeves? If ye have a particularly memorable one ta share - do it here. Now, mind ye, if ye can't even remember last Valentine's day - ye best get yer arse in gear and do something special for this year. If'n ye have no plans, how would you like to be treated and what would make your day truly special?
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I am upset about the Olympics. It is a sham, a terrible shame, that a major sporting event has been overlooked and excluded from Olympic glory. This should be a major event in the Olympic games, I tell you! It is dramatic, it is dangerous, it is intense, it is a requirement of great skill and coordination as well as rigorous training. I am talking about, of course, Extreme Ironing. http://www.extremeironing.com/index.php
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My wife thinks i'm crazy for wearing my tri-corn around the house almost daily. If i'm home I have it on most of the time. So I was woundering how often the rest of you wear your tri corns, scarfs, what have you. Am I really just crazy???
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Man hit by Pirate Ship at Disney You feel sorry for the fella... but really, keelhauling is supposed to be something other people do to you... not something you do to yourself!
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Jinx t-shirts has a lot of rather neat things for the geeks, nerds, internet junkies, and gaming enthusiasts. I love most of their things, which includes this nifty little shirt and this t-shirt which fits this site just wonderfully...
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My Aunt called today to say that my Grandma took a miss step off the porch fell, and broke her hip. She will need surgery an she will spend some time in rehab. I know she will be well for she is a strong lady. As for me, I put in a request for a "tub lift" please pray that it will come soon. Yes a shower chair is alright, but I am a woman,and a woman without her "bubble bath" Is like icecream without chocolate. But seriously, it is the pain in my hips that is making it so difficult for me now, and a nice hot bath helps the circulation (keeps my legs warm), thus keeps my hips from hurting. I know this all is probably too much info, but I thought if you knew why th…
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holly vote for Holly, she's the daughter of a friend.
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This Documentry is not what you think. It is a bout parapalegic (I know I did not spell that right, and for that I am sorry) basketball players and what it is like living in a wheelchair, now I have yet to see it myself, my friend Dottie has, and she say it is really good, but the languge in the locker room is well. . .its a bunch of guys in a locker room. It is out on DVD or you can cath the Edited verson on A&E Feb 28 you will have to check your local listings for times. The reason I mention this to all of you is, I know there are some who are curious as to how some one who is confied to chair lives thier lives. Now I would like to say that not every person you…
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faire season is right around the corner and you better start taking off all those extra pounds lingering since the holidays. How many pounds are you going to take off? I am going to lose thirty five pounds. Does any one else want to lose some weight? By writing down your goals they become what (?) forty percent easier to achieve? 35 pounds mates yessiree!
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Ahoy me hearties! Check me out at:www.CaptainJimIsMagic.com
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So yesterday sucked much.... Got a shard of glass in my foot my knee is still hurting from a beautiful fall of the porch i threw up yogart been hacken up stuff again my dog attacked me and my room did not get clean then.... i had to go to work at our local starbucks Oi! So while i'm at work my shift supervisor suddenly say hey why dont you take your lunch.... worried about the glass in my foot i said fine and as i turned to get my jackcet and smokes i saw me man standing there. So i start to walk up to give him a hug and he takes out a tiny box with a beautiful saphire ring. I had to double back and go to the backroom i was crying so hard. I love him... and my…
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hey for those in Calif. ATTENTION COSTUMERS! By Pennouncment Jo-Ann fabrics in Redlands, CA is moving. Currently EVERYTHING in the store is 30-60% off. Most of the crafts and tools are being consumed, but there is still a good amount of fabric left. All fabric is 50% off (min. 2-5 yard cut depending on what you get) 60% if you buy the whole bolt. ALL paterns are 1.99. Hurry, sale started a few weeks ago (sorry I just found out today). Post reply... Quote Feb 11, 2006 3:00 pm
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The dates are January 27th and the 28th. This particular show will have Adam West, Burt Ward, Yvonne Craig and Julie Newmar. It's going to be huge for Batman fans. Lots of people will be dressing up in costume. Many of my friends will, myself included. I'll be putting on the Catwoman costume yet again. This is at the Hilton hotel, right next to the Burbank airport. If interested come on over!
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I'm not exactly sure where I should post this, but I'd like to translate a phrase into latin for a little project. I assume that there's a translator to do such a thing somewhere on the internet, but I can't find it. Of course, if anybody here knows latin and can give me a rough translation, that would be lovely too. Thanks in advance! - Weasel
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I had ta share this... http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/Jac.../Jack_Schit.htm
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