MadL

Get'n mine processed tonight; got some movie footage o' a cannibal Jack Sparrow dancing the hip hop with the Disney Radio kids, as well as the last stand epic battle in the market place of infamous Tiger Lee.....aye, we will miss the poor lad, he died well he did, he died well...

Fire?!!? NOT good!! Know the feelin, know the heat, know how it be for months after wake'n up in the dead o' night think'n ye smell smoke again! Ye were not inside when the flames began? Sleep'n in bed perhaps? Awoke not by the smoke nay by the heat but by the 'Sound'??? Glad ye made it alive! 'ave a tankard on me mate!!!

Aye mcdraco, ye may not recognize me tonight, see'n as how this be a 'party' I figure I will go formal - put'n on me white silk headscarf 'nstead o' the black

1stMate Matt, t'wont do ye no good in a magazine. Besides, it will make the pages stick together!!

Mmm-mmm-mmm; Calamari smothered in lime juice. Thrasher shark with lemon butter (fresh made o' course). Oyster Rockefeller with fresh squeezed lemons. ...and from the Japanese bar; belly shots straight up from Sushi's navel!!!

A pirate tis a pirate tis a pirate, 'n in any other clothing tis still a pirate fer he's heart be black as coal.

WATER WORLD! Where it be fun t' be a pirate! But then on 'nother note; have ye seen "The Future Is Wild"? They used computer models, much like weather men/women use to predict weather, and they took all the information we know about planet Earth and all we know about the animal and plant life and all the information we have gathered about weather patterns, Ice Ages, Global Warming, and the whole lot and mapped out what life on Earth will be like over the next 200 million years! These computer models show we WILL have more ice ages, more global warming, then more ice ages, and there will be periods in between for sipping pina coladas as well. Now of course they took one factor out of these model scenarios; No Humans. To take the chaos factor out of their predictions they had the human race put aboard flying pirate space ships and shuffled us off to another planet. So, even without humans, the planet went through these changes. Now here is the best part; in 200 million years they predict that without human influence it will be Squids that become the dominant race. There will be small and intelligent ones that live in the trees and there will be giant dumb ones that lumber around on the ground. NOW, this is when I want to return - cuz I LOVE calamari!!!!! oh, and just so we don't feel too out of place on the other planet they will be sending us to, also check out " Alien Planet"

Avast! Ye knows ye been listen' t' Bilgemunky Radio too long when ye reads one o' he's postings 'n actually hears he's voice aloud in yer head!!!

The conch Coins are FANTASTIC mate!! I Lov'em!! I was a bit worried at first they might be too short to go through me baldric (fastening two layers together) but the longer screws from the original ones made the perfect fit! I will let ye know how they get noticed after the CHOC party tomorrow I will see bout getting some pics taken too. Now do ye still plan t' make any conchos with the pirate coins? They be smaller right, 'bout half the size? If so then I have a place perfect fer one! 'n if ye be mak'n any button sized coin buttons then I be in the market fer (3 per leg, 3 fer the front, 1 per pocket) uh....11 o' em!!

Oh, I also saw in Tiger Lee's calendar that he plans to have a picture booth there as well! If he be donate'n some proceeds t' the kiddies then perhaps we can all go out 'n kidnap some local towns folk, then hold them hostage until they pay for t' ha'e thair picture taken with pirates by the famous Tiger Lee!!!

RADIO DISNEY ye say? Ye mean that big goofy hound what walks on two legs? 'n that giant rat what wear a man's breeches??? ....Oooooh, I heard me things 'bout them two....'n non good!!!

There was gun fire?!!?? I missed the gun fire?!!!!? 'n I had me camera all set fer gun fire but did not see ner hear any all weekend..... I wanta do-o'er!!

*hick* Aye, Ano'er Jug! We needs ano'er jug o'er here we does!! :thud:

caber toss

Pirates evolving from fly'n meat balls 'n pirates evolving from fish? POPPY COCK!! Why e'ry knows that Neptune be yer father 'n Venus be yer mu'ther, when they made love they spawned a school o' little fish people who then like little tadpoles they sprouted legs 'n took t' ship 'n land - THAT is the mak'n o' pirates!

No problem renfairpirate, me breeches just arrived 'n had to go in fer some minor adjustment anyway, should have them back in a day 'er so now... Those look GREAT!

odd it be, I did a search for "Pirate Wedding Cake" 'n all I come up with is links t' th' lyrics for "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen 'n "Love Hurts" by Nazareth.... ....maybe I be spell'n it wrong?

Volunteerin' eh? Any idea how much a gig like that pays??? I will hav'ta mark this one 'n drop one them thar eel-ectronic message bottles fer m're details. Tis a bit o' a drive t' get up th' mountain early but I used t' always be thar before they even fired up th' lifts - 'n that was with Snow on th' ground even!

I heard th' doors be open at 5pm 'n pirates be ang'n round till the last one fall down. Told me warden in El Segundo I be head'n out early, bout 3 o'clock'ish I figure it as I trade me normal watch fer me Thursday watch.... Two 3am wake ups in a row!!! guess I be show'n the bar tender how t' mix a special Black Powder Banger (50% rum + 50% rum + 50% coffee grounds, 'n a splash o' rum on top) ...suppose I should be pin'n a note t' me frock: "If found passed out in parking lot when last pirate leaves, Please tie me t' yer bumper 'n drag me 'ome"

:leans o'er t' Jacky Tar 'n whispers: "...this one har be a lass, right Jacky??" Welcome t' the' pub lass!!! ....does ye cheat at a good game o nine man Morris???

This Thursday I believe? Can't wait, it looks like this one may be a good one!

^ I had a rubber girl once, and what I did was..... oh wait! 'action figures'...uh...ya....ok, ya, I got a couple ...uh, gotta Blackbeard one, don't do nuthin with him, he just sits next to the computer. Got some of McFarlane's dragons and whole Clive Barker's 'Infernal Parade' set. On Christmas I a nativity scene with McFarlane's 'Twisted X-mas' set and a skydiving Santa for the tree. But I don't 'do' anything with them.....I Don't!! < I need a drink V pass the question - Fess Up!!! ...oh, and just what do ye 'do' with them????

She!!! Bloody Hell, I was called a few things at that event... Heck ol' Sage Lion kept callin' me Richard. MadL we need t' get ye a woman, lad; this isn't the King's Navy! (Aside... http://www.nameplayground.com/Jacky ... The spellin' is 100% male... ) Ok, now I be right confused here, aint ye the belly dancer at THESAGELION.COM?? If not then...Bloody 'ell, I'm go'n back t' th' sea, back t' th' sea were I know just what's expected outta me!!!

Aye Cap'n Sage, but j'st be glad that all she cheats at, for me fourteenth wife she cheat'd with nine men named Morris! Do ye have any idea what run'n nine men through can do t' th' edge o' good steel, do ye now?!!?

Aye Lady Alyx, I arrived Saturday just in time to see the local police chasing everyone away, ye could see the smoke from the road so it didn't take much to guess what had happened. I pulled alongside a fire chief and threatened t' board him if'n he did not tell what he knew. Being in fear fer his safety he tells me they will open again in an hour or so. With that bit o' information I sailed on to the next town 'n began terrorizing the villagers in search fer more pirates....none t' be found So I turned her around and sailed back t' the next town and there found some fine sea dogs also waiting out the Spaniard's raid. Once the smoke died down we headed in t' make our attack 'n spent the rest o' the day, right threw e'n one more fire attack! Did not leave until the sun begin t' go down. Draco wit his lady dear and I at their side could not find a one from the pub we could see as familiar. I spied Greydog, recognized him from LORE, but he look real intense with his crew so I dare not disturb the salt....till Sunday when I caught him 'n he's crew on raid