mcdrago; ah, the brawlin swordsmen, aye, I tried ta break in wit that clan once...they would not even gi'me light fer me pipe wit'out a 'sponser' they say. Spent many a weekend in a local park til I fin'ly met instead some seriously crazy birds who took me under wing, so ta speak, an fr'm thar I spent me days on a local fly team. Sor'ta like body surfin only wit'out any water...well, except'in on them stormy days.
Then I went down ta a local com-unity school, began to check into a fencin class thar but at that time I be still drag'n the carcass of a harpie on me coat tail, since dispatched her an' return ta the sky again....oh how I love the sound of clashin steel in th' mornin...still long fer the smell of avgas too however, but steel be right good it be...the glint, the shiny....ya, I be lik'n the sharp pointy things, right I do.
Jacky Tar; Mad L....well, I think it be the letters that be sown to me tag when I served the ranks o' the king. In German it be pronounced like a 'model' ship in a bot'le but them barnacle bellied commanders giv ta me a new way of pronounc'in it; the first day of enlistment, they could not speak it so after three o' them tried, yellin and a screamin they be, fin'ly the ugliest, meanest one o' them, he walk up to me and he say "Fr'm now on ye be Mad L!" and from then on I be Mad L.
And I made sure it be that I give the name true meanin too. Thar be the copperhead I keep in me foot locker, thar be the tankard size spiders I made me friends durin war game in the blasted desert, an thar be the gaters and other crawlies fr'm Georgia and Florida that just kept show'in up in me quarters....
One hot and sultry day whilst in th' swamps of Florida we be trainin fer survival, the local commander he come to me and say "Yer commander back in the Fort Bennin' wants ye to know yer arss be grass whenst ye gets back...that all he be sayin, says ye will know why?"
Uh oh!
Aye, one o' me bunk mates got caught slip'in under the door by the night watchmen on duty, he did. Well, when I gets back me whole quarters had been ransack'd, all me mates rounded up and put in irons. The First Mate he come to me in morning ranks and he whisper in me ear; "If I catch one more critter in yer quarters, even be it a harmless bilge rat, I be see'n ya hang ferm the hightest yardarm I can find, UNDERSTAND?"
....next day I head'd me self back into th' swamp....
gots some oth'r tale to spin I do, ones that put the Mad in the L, but they be harder to make fer sea farin they be, diffr'nt kind o' blue...but pret'y much wear ever I go they be giv'n me the name of MAD....the L, well that thar be me da's branch o' the tree what bern me.