MadL

...now that stirs up a right odd image it does, right odd indeed.

Who be pick'n upon me pussy?!!? Tis a might fine pussy it be, a bit fer wear, a bit scrawny this be true, singed 'round th' edges too, oh 'n it scratches a lot whilst drop'n fleas 'n other such about, but t'is me pussy! I founds it 'n now it be mine!! Howe'er, if'n Black Rory Harper be in need o' a few new string for t' make that fine harp sing....*leans o'er out o' the pussy's ear shot*...I hear cat gut be a fine candie-date for such

is it hot, Hot, HOT where ye be? Do ye have piratey stinky feet like me? Does haul'n all that gear around under the sun leave ye sweaty 'n stinky like a filthy bilge rat? Then ye needs t' check out th' little secret I just discover a bit o'er a year ago that cured me stinky feet 'n under arms - and it be period t'boot!! Thai Deodorant Stone Guess I could put this in 'Plunder' but see'n as how we are talk'n HOT here... It be hypoallergenic (?don't ask be, I be but a humble pirate?) 'n it do not use any perfumes 'er oils neither. 'n best o' all, It Works! Does not satin clothing, non irritant (at least for me), does not clog pours or stop natural sweat, AND, one stone can last almost a year!! (unless ye drop it, then it shatters....) *historical reference*: It is believed that the first recorded use of Potassium Alum was in ancient China and Egypt for the odor reducing effects. Approximately 100 A.D. is when the Roman historian Plinus documented the manufacturing of ALUMEN ROMANUM through the repeated dissolving of potassium alum slates in water. The resulting large crystals were mainly used to relieve internal inflammations. In the 8th century, the first standardized production of alum through multiple crystalization took place in what is believed to be Mesopotamia. These high quality crystals were called ALUMEN DE ROCCA. In 1248 A.D. a large alum factory was built in Naples. There the production of a high grade potassium alum crystal was used for medicinal purposes, while an industrial grade potassium alum was used for tanning leather and what is believed to be one of the first commercial producers of paper. In the 15th century, Bartholomew Perdix recored the existence of an alum factory on the island of Ischia. Giovanni de Castro founded the famous alum factory of the Vatican in 1458. This gave the Pope the monopoly of alum which was enjoyed until the 16th century when a large number of alum factories existed in Germany. In the 17th century, alum production began in England. In 1777, French chemist A.L. Lavoisier gave the first correct description of Kali-Alum, which is still produced in Europe and used primarily in industrial purposes. With a long history and a variety of uses, POTASSIUM ALUM has remained a vital part of industry and health care, but Deodorant Stones Of America has perfected the production of an all natural crystal of potassium alum that is 100% effective, economical and safe to use on our bodies. Doctors from revered medical facilities such as the Mayo Clinic have recommended crystals for their patients with dermathtis and the Walter Reed Army Hospital recommends THAI deodorant stone and mists for their patients who are post operative cancer patients receiving radiation treatment. All are examples of 21st Century medicine using an ancient, safe and pure form of protection. We now know that we have a lot to thank history for teaching us. 'o course thar be much more places to plunder this gem stone, th' one I posted is just were I get mine.

FREE BILGE MUNKY! FREE BILGE MUNKY!! FREE BILGE MUNKY!! Avast Men...And Wenches! T' Arms, Load Them Cannons Ye Powder Monkeys! Bilge Munky Must Be Free'd From The Cells O' The Coffee House!!! It been nar three week now, poor lad must be die'n fer a drought o' rum!

*slaps head* Mate! Ye supposed t' Drop th' camera, when he bends down for it ye clobber'em on th' noggin grab the wench and THEN run for it!

Really?? Where are they at? These bios are getting old

it's 100,000,000 degrees and its only supposed to cool off about 30 degrees all night! me mammy always told me I would go t' hell if'n I did not stop doin' that!

BVDs ...now ye people just be gettin' dirty!! He's free as the breeze He's always at ease He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees As he swings through the trees With a trapeze in his B.V.D.s

^ About 2 hours....unless company is over < Its Hot...70 degree night time Low is TOO HOT!! V pass the question (maybe ye mean 'left t' it's own accord?)

oh, a small town in Germany I stayed in while in the service o' the king (befer me pirate'n days that be....well....uh....best not t' be gettin into that, lets just say it be befer), they make the most wonderful fruit ice cream, don't think they even had "ice cream" so it be more o' a fruit surbert, 'n this purple one, berry I believe it'was, is just the best in all the land, can not get enough of it I could not.....oh, the freshness, the coldness, it was delicious, like a fine wench and a fine wine combined all in one it'was, simply hit th' spot on a hot summer day (it gets so hot there in th' summer, about 72 degrees one year it did!!!) Aye, t' lay upon the bank o' the river with a rum in one hand 'n a fine wench in t'other whilst she spoons feeds ye the frozen nectar o' Neptune him self....sheer bliss it be, sheer bliss I say!

It got'n e'en bigger now?!?? Avast, 'n I wanted t' attend this one but now thar will not be enough room by thundar!! hmm, perhaps I can shimmy up one o' these mooring lines 'n hide in the pig pen...I will bite any lubber's ear off what might try 'n stand in me way I will!!

I sure hope they have eiscreme at Koroneberg, in Wörrstadt, Germany we had a great little eiscreme shop in the middle o' town 'n they had the BEST berry sherbert in all th' seven seas!!!

I knows someth'n much more worse that be a 'woman-like creature who caused the wreck of ships and death of men' I do, much more worse indeed! I call her; "me-X" *shuder 'n tremble* 'n I not be talk'n 'bout "x marks the spot" neither!!

renfairpirate; I sent ye a message with the two sizes I am look'n for, did ye get it? I want t' know what buttons ye have in those two sizes. ...'n btw, I still be love'n the way the coin conches look on me baldric got some compliments on it last weekend I did, thanks t' ye!

I find be'n blond 'N drunk makes it hurt much more less I do!!

I Wants T' Know If'N They Will Be Have'N BOAT Rides?!!!???

It be Mad L, that be 'Mad' and 'L'!!!! ...geesh, yer gonna give way me secret identity 'n then they all be know'n I too of German decent (least ye do not know me mother side be Irish/English, *wheeeew!*) I have been told o' Alpine Village for a long time, never been there however...odd hu?? I love try'n different foods, while in Germany I learned the best way for t' order was t' only Remember th' dishes ye did Not like, o'therwise just order anythin' on th' menu that look different but do not bother ask'n what it be. tip: when in Sweden, do NOT try ask'n what a dish is. Ye see, they can not speak right down thar 'n it will give ye a right headache try'n t' decipher th' drei 'er vier languages ye be hear'n in each sentence they speak t' ye!!! example: A spaghetti dish I once ordered, I finally figured out be called "small meat"...when the dish come I find that 'small meat' indeed be "shrimp"...'n it was Good!!

*wha was that?!* Ohhh, look like Black Hearted Pearl want t' rock the ship a bit... hmmm... Ooh, Look! What Be That O'er Thar?!!!

mackerel down a mate's breeches does it every time....

still count'n the coin here, recent trip t' th' Diegos severely lightened me pouch a bit....but maybe. ...I believe I still have me walk'n stick 'n it should still have most o' the crests attached what shows the cities it carried me through too!!

I just notice this har comment.....can't ye just tell'em it just be a blunderbuss brought ov'er from one o' them Texas privateers? Tell'em we be of International friendlyness like pyrates 'n did not want t' offend them by insin-u-ate'n that their toys may be....er, a wee bit too 'small' fer our like'n on this side o' th' pond

That be the trouble, I have not yet t' come across an American made German meal that taste quite right. They try, but it just not the same, just not the same at'll it isn't. Plus the bratwurst 'n snitchel here just seem so much....smaller, 'n th' beer weak'r, less foam, more water, 'n I miss walk'n down th' road t' sit at th' local winery t' sip o' his latest nectars.....*sigh* just tis not the same....

Ahhh, ye aint lived till ye walked the fussplatz in Mainz with a sour cream 'n shrimp bagle in one hand 'n a whole smoked eel in t'other....ahhhhh. But ye be hard pressed t' find a good selection o' bratwurst 'er jaeger snitchel anywhere state-side for sure, but I do recall a fine little guesthouse in Worrstadt, just across town, that served the THE most wonderful halb huncheon that just melt in yer mouth, 'n the owner be right fine feller too he be, retired German Navy, fluent in 8 different languages 'N he has one o' those thar 'photo-graphic memmory' noggins! Oh how we love'd t' show up with large groups o' folks, ask for substitues, make a few changes....'n the whole time he Never write nuthin down at all! After our meal he would come t' th' table, only then would he pull out paper 'n pen to begin writt'n - NEVER did he get a thing wrong!!!

Rumba Rue! What fer ye be think'n ye can possibly keep th' peace amongst a bunch o' rebel rousers 'n naydowellers?? Ye can bet'er keep a mangy flea bit'n wharf cat from eat'n he's fresh caught bilge rat then ye can keep th' peace in a pub full o' board pirates who all just be look'n for their next good fight lass!! ...psst, try use'n the butt o' yer blunderbuss t' crack them thick skulls

Welcome Black Rory, 'n thank ye for the drink - Now Play Lad, Play!!