MadL

'Groundhog'??? No wonder th' girl next door kick'd me in me jewels then ran home cry'n....I thought we was play'n 'Doctor'? ...geesh, just as ye figure out th' rules, the brothel goes 'n changes the game!

I sold my guilt and purchased lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, and envy. I was also gon'a get pride so I would ha'e the whole set, but I needed th' change for gas t' get home.

Oh, ye mean just like in Germany do ye now?!! well, I stay'd home 'n finished stitch'n me market wallet...'n me leg, 'n me fingers, 'n th' table top....heck, I stitch'n any stink'n thing that got in th' way o' me needle!!! Ye know, these sew'n needle can be much more dangerous then cutlass'!! I think perhaps I may sew me a whole baldric o' sew'n needles 'n 4-ply linen thread - Deadly Stuff!!!!

Aye.... ....like I said, that Jack...'er, Captain Jack Sparrow can not get nuthin' right!

Mcdrago, mate, might ye be speak'n o' 'nother conversation elsewhere? ...else this rum ha'e much more kick then I thought??

'unsettled' weather? I thought the weather had settled quite firmly throughout the entire weekend, solid clouds hung low t' th' ground all day

^ My favorite pub would be one with 99 blends o' rum all lined up on the wall 'n with one hundred ninety nine more waitin' in the back. My favorite pub would be one that ne'er closes 'n bar maids would make e'en the likes o' Al Bundy blush. My favorite pub would be one where there be no worry o' drive'n home drunk for they have pull out bunks on th' walls so there be no reason t' lea'e in the first place, matter o' fact all the bar stools are indeed stools so there Really be no reason at'll for t' e'er leave! Cutlass 'n pistols would be welcome - none o' that pansy boy 'darts', less'n they be daggers My favorite pub would be one where e'ery knows yer name, but none care just th' same. < Wonder'n how I am goin' swing three events next month with gas as $5/Gal!??! V pass th' question for I cheated, there not really be such a pub

Congrats Captain...'er, Admiral Tito!! Th' Spain'ards best be look'n o'er their shoulder now...there ain't noth'n more deadly then a fleet o' Kayak Pirates!!!

Macy do not like swords?? note to self: scratch Macy OFF me lit'le black book!! At th' ripe young age o' 'bout sixteen I once attempted t' walk in'ta th' Bank o' America with a twelve foot rock python 'round me neck when suddenly th' guard comes at me 'n draw'n he's gun He says t' me "Ye can not come in here with tha' thing lad!!" Confused I proceeded t' tell he'm "But I need t' tell th' bank I received th' wrong shipment, this was supposed t' be ten babies...." Th' guard show'n no mercy pulled he's weapon out 'n insisted I leave the bank at once! Sheesh, good thing me friend was not pack'n a reptile, he was able t' stay 'n straighten e'ery thing out 'n get word t' Johnathan Leeky Jr. that we need t' work out an exchange o' goods! ...yet they let some nut-case walk right in pack'n a semi automatic and shoot people all up, but when it come t' a sword 'er a wee serpent they go all bananas

Oh wait, there it be....half bot'le o' Appleton Estate Extra left... ...I formally withdraw me wine 'n trade it fer rum

Do not feel too bad Cheeky, just before Sharp Electronics laid off all us instructors they had sent us to special training called "3-T", Train the Technical Trainer, well, we had all thought it because they wanted us t' be bet'er instructors. T'was a grand class it was indeed, we all had fun, learned a lot, 'n we had such high expectations upon return'n from University o' Wisconsin, we really though our classes were mo'in in th' right direction....then we learn'd we were t' teach a "special set o' classes"...? Yup, we were gi'en the task t' Train the Technical Trainer indeed we where; they sent out notice t' their dealers that they were t' pick thier brightest o' the bright, 'n we were t' train them t' do our jobs!!??!! 'bout one year later, we all got our plank slips ....Now; Why Is Th' Bloody Rum Gone Again?!!!?

Close That Door Ye Scurvy Dogs!! Bloody pirates! Don't they e'er knock?!!?

Welcome FLmermaid, the pub be just a place for t' keep a fair mermaid such as yer self wet'd down! *psst* but be ye ware o' that oderlesseye o'er there, just spied a photo o' his last catch...kept it on land too long he did, it's tail turned t' two legs ...bloody pirates, can't e'en take care o' a bloody goldfish, they can't!

Avast oderlesseye! Ye kept that one on land far too long ye ha'e! See, it's tail has turned to two legs - quick lad, toss it back befer it too late!!

Clamshell hanger ye say?!? Aye, that be the itch'n in be britches for sure it be! I ha'e had me eye on some nice Dutch specimens for some time. I will be watch'n for what ye post for I ha'e plans t' be look'n t' make order with someone by th' end o' this year I do! Now 1stMate Matt, what sort o' steel do ye use in yer blades?? I not be look'n for a wall hanger...

Wenches, Wenches!! I think we be speak'n o' sew'n machinery here!! Now please be tak'n yer fantasy's o' roven ballads t' the appropriate forum now I say!! Me, Me, me , me...uh um; Mie, Mie, mie, mie...

Pirates need badly written lines fer t' plunder the wenches?? Alas, so that be what I do'n so wrong then.... checks me list: scratch - "I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest." scratch - "Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!" scratch - "WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!" scratch - Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? scratch - How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? scratch - Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. ..... ....... .......... well now...that be le'en either; "Do ya mind if the parrot watches?" 'er "See this hook wench? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, lassie!"

Aye, I be there on Saturday! ....too far t' drive up both days, what with the price o' wind 'n all. I think there be a notice up on the 'Pirate Meetup' site as well, not sure how many are signed up yet. I also have a lubber co-worker who interested in bring'n his wife and son as well. I have a notice up in the break room but alas, with all the plank walk'n the bloody cor-pirate has been do'n there not be but a hand-full o' victims left... Bloody sharks below must ha'e bellies so full by now they must be 'bout t' explode!

'n just think how happy all th' sets t'would be if'n they let ME write all the scripts!

chestnuts consider' "heat rash" on th' last page and now THIS - I need some ointment!!!

*grumble grumble* Dern filthy biscuit eat'n Hollywood pirates, always tell'n a man when he can drink 'n when he can not. Next they be say'n we can not drink till someone hollers "ACTION!"... *grumble grumble*

renfairpirate, I sent ye a IM. The British East india Co. are about the size of a dime, right? Where the Every buttons are closer to a quarter?

Me last girlfriend said that I would make a good sex offender...but then the little sod was under aged so what does she know Me ex on the other had always said that I offend sex, 'n that mutton chug'n cow always had'em lined up t' her door so she must be an expert

Best o' wishes 'n God t' speed t' recovery for ye lass! My ex had something similar, I be'n of male in nature do not know all the differences, but they had to lift the...er, tip o' one for t' go in 'n remove a lump 'bout th' size o' a large walnut, then they sow'd th' ....er, round pointy end back on. She was quite excited a couple year later when she said I "You made my inn'ie pop out 'n become an out'ie again!" ....must'a been all th' practice from try'n get th' last drop o' rum out'a empty bottles she left for me after I get home from work'n all day

Aye, I have gone through Kass' article but found all the pics now miss'n but was able t' Google for most. I missed the 'double back' part so I will ha'e t' go seek it out for a full description.....No tying ye say?!!? 'n aye, I do plan t' work inside out...figure it be easier then crawl'n inside then try t' get out when I finish But the "rolled edge", I was go'n t' ask 'bout that next as well. Exactly what is a 'Rolled Edge' finish, 'n in what manner does turning out the finished item 'avoid' ha'en t' do it?? I did find these instructions: Running Stitch with Overcasting Would this be th' way t' handle th' opening?? oh, 'n I be work'n with 17oz unbleached 'n pre-shrunk Hemp/Linen canvas