MadL

'n e'eryone will get a complimentary map t' the star's homes too! O'er thar be th' house o' Capt'n Paddington...on th' left we ha'e th' home o' Smoky Blackbear 'n next door be the home o' Capt'n Yogi 'n he's first mate BooBoo...down on th' right be the frap house o' th' Corsair Hair Bear Bunch....Admiral Berenstein once lived next door but th' notorious Capt'n Winnie-the-Pooh slayed him just off the coast o' Jamaica....now th' real story be th' house on th' left o'er there fer that be where Capt'n Baloo 'n he's crew tis believe t' ha'e buried their treasure o' honey pots, but t' this day no one has yet t' find them! 'n o'er there be th' very spot which it be told that first mate Pooky kill'd he's capt'n, the dread'd Capt'n Garfield, with th' help o' their powder bear, Rupert. Now keep yer arms holster'd 'n yer legs inside fer just around th' corner we be visit'n th' home o' Barnie, Foozy, 'n Capt'n Teddy......

(ye stands at th' door 'n go: "Here boy! Here boy! *whistle-whistle* Come'on boy!!" "GET IN HERE NOW OR YER GONNA END UP LIKE THAT BLOODY PARROT!!...Ye remember th' bloody parrot now, don't ye?") but just be sure t' keep yer arm out'a th' way: Or this just might happen

naughty thoughts

What exactly be happening? (timeout, error message, dropped connection) What kind o' connection ye be using? (broadband, dialup, satilight) What browser ye sailing? (IE, FireFox, Opera, etc) Be ye uploadin' photos 'er videos, and what size be they? (200Kb, 2Gig, 3Ter) have ye tried toss'n yer cookies o'er board? some time e'en toss'n yer cache out too.

well, I says ye can become 'bi-' whate'er ye wants t', but ye just keep yer hand OFF MY gun!! ...now, if'n we could just get more issues o' the magazine each year...

Aye oderlesseye, ye best be a kill'n someone now 'n then so in two hundred year from now everyone WILL KNOW that; "Pirates did carry smoke'n pipes in their hats as late as the year eight 'n two thousand, true as oak they did"

I found th' one inch wide stripe o' linen used t' secure me boot sheath in place serve double dues, it hold me stockin' up 'n it hold me knife in place... ...well, th' knife stay in place till the director yell "Action", then some times it fell out, so use an extra strip o' leather 'n tie it tight! oh, 'n the tails hang'n out below me breeches look right fashionable too!

A hedgehog be kinda like a large bilge rat stuffed on schnitzel 'n knackwurst then cover'd all o'er with porcupine quills. 'n as for the puss, I figured t' just call him S. Chum, I do....aye, that be a fine name....S. Chum

Now just hold on there, we should not be speak'n so unkind o' poor Lt. Maynard with such words. After all, it was most likely his parents who drove him t' th' wrong side....

*visions o' denim clad teenage pirates with spiked hair, all gather'd at th' stern o' th' ship 'n pass'n round a dead turkey rolled in corn husk 'n lit at one end...*

Oh Lady Alyx, in th' spring time ye can find a dead hedgehog along the road side nar e'ery five 'n twenty feet ye can! 'tis not that they do not like them, it just be that they are 'ery slow for t' cross th' road 'n ye know just how fast they be drive'n o'er there, 'tis not just th' auto-ban that be driven fast on, it be Any road which not have houses on either side! They did not 'not like' me lit'le roomy, they just thought it so odd 'n silly for t' see one actually stop on the road side to scoop one up before it get hit then bring it home 'n keep it as a pet. Though I suppose some perhaps in th' larger city may keep them but in th' country where I was live'n these lit'le critters where so common no one thought o' them as 'pets'. Much like when I told them o' the ferret I once had, t' them ferrets just be yard vermin run'n wild! Ich liebe Frettchen

...but now, like see here just a minute, just which end do ye be smoke'n a turkey from anyway?

Aye I did! ...but then th' bathtub pirates stole her away again ...oops, wrong show, that was Bilge Munky Radio last week

Does cook'n tea under th' sun count? I find some Passionate Kisses from Spice Traders Teas, slow cook'd under th' the sun in a glass jug with a whole stick o' cinnamon make for a fine mix, warm or iced e'en!

hmmm, so just cause it t'aint written do not mean it do not exist eh....?? Then It DO EXIST!! The PERFECT WENCH DO EXIST!! By Blackbeard's Beard, Thank The Stars O' Neptune, Thar Be Hope After'all!!

Here pussy, pussy, pussy! Mad L gots some tasty fish head fer ye I does... See Mcdraco, neigh hard feel'ns, just suck'n up t' the scrawny puss I be...

Ask me after I reach the bottom o' th' bottle *hick*

COOK'N?!! Are You INSANE!??! I be fix'n: olive slices cold cheese left over king crab several type o' greens some white bumpy headed things...? hey, they be Cold! a dab o' dress'n some ice tea 'n Black Seal with a twist o' lime

^ I try not to loose me temper, hard t' stay cool when yer hot under th' collar < Darn heat, e'en Godzilla can not stand it he can not! E'er try t' get a nar 20lb Cuban iguana t' come in when he don't want to??? ....geesh, now I be sweat'n again! V pass the question

Well...now thar be the 'historical documentation' Quartermaster James be seek'n fer! 'n it be dated 'n time stamped for authenticity t' boot!! But I have a question: If something seems practical but it is not found in any current historical scripture, then does that mean it never existed or was never practiced? I mean for an example, an article I read just recently (started here actually, a conversation about 'market wallets') said that there does not seem to be any actual 'description' of what is referred to as a "lady's bag". It seem'd t' be marked as 'since they were so common then presumably nobody figured it was worth describing' which today leaves us to our own accord when attempting to 're-create'. Now in the case o' the pipes, I have read some extensive articles on how cherished one's pipe was 'n how through the ages they became down right 'status symbols' among rich 'n poor alike, so just because nobody wrote about Mr. Thomas who walked into the tavern each night with his favorite pipe stick'n out'a he's hat....does that mean that Mr. Thomas never existed?? hmm, guess like 'ol Blackbeard, Mr. Thomas shoulda killed someone now and then....

Zephaniah, them must be some mighty fine blades 'n shoes indeed! They cost ye All yer brass buttons off yer frock!!!

It could be Lady Alyx, it looks different but it has been 20 year since I been there now. Did he happen t' say if ye must dodge several hedgehogs crossing the road t' get there? If so then that is most for assured the place!!! *hehehe* them Germans thought I a might mad for t' be keep'n a hedgehog for a pet in me apartment they did. but the laugh be on them for when I turned him loose before leaving he now tells his friends o' the nice silly American who fed him and kept him warm in the winter, then they all go 'n poo the German's lawns for not being so friendly, they do.

Gena Davis is gonna play a nympho Transylvanian vampire pirate captain what be wear'n next t' nothing?!!!? Oh man, like there is No Way they could mess a movie like that up! Heck, they wouldn't even need any other actors, just Gena Davis runnin' in slo-mo along the Caribbean shoreline..... Even Be'er Then BayWatch!!!!

it says: "At present no cast or directors have been signed up for the film." such a pity, that be two now what not even off the ground if ye include 'Pirattes' (which would be much more pretty then Jack Sparrow)

I thought I had read that no actual birth record of Edward Teach had been found and so no one truly knows his exact nationality.