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Ah, tis nice ta see some people I know, besides Jamica Rose and Michael McLeod, there's Jerry Reyes and Louie Lambie, both from good ol' California,

and PRP.

Now I know a number o' PRP'rs went, but have yet ta see any pictures o' them.

Perhaps they did get swallered up by too much rum?

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**A balanced diet is a mug of rum in each hand**

He's somewhat of a voyrue,

VOUYRUE?

I meant to spell it "voyeur"

BLAST!

Heheeeeee, someone's been thinkin' o' me, how sweet!

Ah, but onta other things.... here be my toast ta all o' ye!

Here's to them that sail the sea,

And the ladies that stay on land,

May the former be well rigged,

And the later be well manned!

Happy Holidays to all of ye!

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Woman

Entitled to

Nights of

Complete

Happiness**

Unfortunatly I ain't inta game stuff, so's I'm afraid ye'll have ta find another 'innocent' soul.

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**She's a pirate wench if she's got RR on her quarters**

I totally agree with Duchess. Suiting is probably what you want.

I tend to use a cotton lining if possible, simply for breathability if using heavy tapestry or similar materials.

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**Save the whales, collect the whole set**

Obviously she's been inta the sauce again! Happy Birthday!. May all the sauciness of life fine ye! Cheers!

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**I can imagine quite a lot**

Here be another one who seems to have lost his way here. But in any case here's a Happy Birthdayto him!

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Well Happy Birthday! Even if yer hidin' out these days - haven't seen ye around much, but cheers anyways!

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Ok, I admit, I was a little slow on what one was suppose to do. Ah, make the little dot bounce around and remove squares of clothing. Unfortunatly, the damn man has the best part covered! Now what fun is that?!

<arrgggh, I have a hard time with these foreign language things>

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**Oy oh oh (Dyslexic Pirate)**

I just saw that news on another site! WOW, fer once I feel good about our guys over there! You go Military!

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Bawahaaaaaaa! Absolutely terrific! Just what this party o' people needed!

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**In the beginning there was nothing, then it exploded**

Ooooooh, can I sit on Santa's lap? Would Santa like a lap dance?

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**A twisted mind is a good thing to have**

Uh, you mean dilvulging the fact that Mickey Mouse is really the monkey in disguise?

Hey I like Mickey (ooooh, just love caressing those ears, that wiggly nose, that irriestiable warm, fuzzy feeling....oh geez what am I doing?) , hell of a lot better looking than than dang monkey.

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**Which one of my personalities do you find offensive?**

Try just the first part, http://www.cinescape.com

Click on movies at top, on the right, you'll find 'Scoop on POTC2', click on that.

The full link worked for me when I tried it before actually posting it.

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Ha! He got it wrong! Ha! A computer can be fooled!

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**The Force was with me!**

This was just posted on another site I go to.

http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?a...38&obj_id=40379

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**Smile and Let Your Spirit Soar**

Me companion Boats, got a kit from Dixie Gun Works and put his gun tagether hisself. He finally got ta shoot the thing at the San Quan Capistrano Raid back in Oct.

He's pretty please with himself fer doin' the thing hisself. He even stained it a nice mahogany color.

Buildin' one yerself makes it that more special.

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**Friends help friends move, real friends help ye move the bodies**

Ah, but the wee kitties are minus their furniture tearing apparatus. However that doesn't stop the Cat Gang from their nightly (and daily) destruction of 'what can we get into next' forays, that with any good aim getting shot with the squirt bottle of water to their dasdardly deeds, would hopefully stop a full on assult.

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**I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?**

Wow, there's hours of stuff to watch! Gee, eventually I'll get to the movie.

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**In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded**

Well now, I've got lots of goodies I could hang on a tree that would make it very piratical, as I supply a lot of props to PRP for the encampment.

However.....I don't get a tree....I have the most dangerous, chew-happy, frolicking cats, who wouldn't think twice about not only de-nuding a tree, but tearing it down too!

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**We're not pirates, we're independently contracted marine salvage specialists above the water line.**

Well, a couple of years ago when I went to the Arizona Ren-faire, I picked up some 'Honey Dust'. You just put it where you want to lick ( ), and sweetness just fills your mouth.

Course then ye get wimmen like me, who gush fountians with just the right touch.....

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**Men are like bagpipes, no sound comes from them unti they are full**

Well I don't have seat covers, but I sure do have a skull in my trailer hitch, that the eyes light up when I hit the brakes. Believe me, I don't have hardly any tailgaters anymore!  LOL! 

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That sounds like a lovely idea...where might one plunder such a treasure?

I got my light up skull via the Internet (sorry, I don't know the site, as it was a gift), however I just recently saw them at Auto Zone car stuff. Check around, I know they are out there. In fact I just saw a Happy Face one the other day. Hmmmm, you could paint a black patch over one eye....

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Well I may not be good a the proper nautical knots, but when I gots me a man in me clutches, he's tied up so good, he'll never get free. LOL!

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**Nine out of ten men who have tried camels, prefer women**

Arrgghhh, they sure be linin' up ta get the birthday jabs and laughs, as this be what we call a 'Pirate Roast'.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LONGEST FEATHER IN THE MAD WOMAN!!!

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**which one of my personalities do you find offensive?**

Ooooooh, what's that smell?Oh now I understand, it be Stynky'sbirthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE STYNKY-IEST, GUY WE KNOW!!!

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**Another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit**

Well I don't have seat covers, but I sure do have a skull in my trailer hitch, that the eyes light up when I hit the brakes. Believe me, I don't have hardly any tailgaters anymore! LOL!

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