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Well I may not know me knots that well, but I've never had a man escape.

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**Sweet, lovable, deadly**

Well them scurvy guys had ta have some kind o' entertainment. But I doubt they be rubbin' against a wooden pole with splinters.

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**Nine out of ten men who have tried camels, prefer women**

Aye, I see we be growin' pirates here. Well congrats to all the new daddies and mommies.

N'er did have little ones meself, sorry, I jest ain't mommy material.

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**In the beginning there was nothing, then it exploded**

Without a doubt, burgandy.

I finally finished my burgandy frock coat, minus two buttons still to be found. Sorry no pictures available at this time.

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**Life is what you make it, so make it happy**

Had ta vote for the 'other', as I tend to be rather handy with a belayin' pin.

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**Ladies Sewing Circle and Terriorist Society**

Anyone coming to Ojai and in appropriate costume is welcome in the PRP encampment.

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**Life is what you make it, so make it happy**

Well here's ta ye me Redd friend.

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**The best kept secrets are in my bloomers**

Well lets see, I've supposedly had 3466.32 drinks, spent 33276.67 buying them (except I rarely have bought, I usually get them bought for me), and I'm rated in the Homer Simpson ratio - drunk off me butt.

Hmmmmm, guess I'll have another drink.

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**To infinity and beyond!**

Arrr, lassie. I knew it be you when I read the "viking funeral" sub-title. 

Aw, am I that well known?

>Uh, hope them Wanted Posters on me haven't been suddenly "found". <

Aye well met all ye that have so kindly shared me woes.

So with one Smirnoff Ice down, I'm feelin' preety fuunnny.

So jus' as soon as I kin find me arse a comfy space, I'll kindly pur a cold one fer all ye.

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**To error is human, to err again is just stupidity**

*these new friggin' little swords ferr pointing are drivin' me nutso*

Well I'm back! The old computer decided to give itself a Viking Funeral, literally! It burned up (hey isn't that smoke coming from that thing?).

So a new computer has been bought and I'm back here. I hope nothing else goes wrong. Geesh, I lost everything I had - boo-hoo!

Now I have to learn this new computer stuff, much different.

Oh arrgghhhhh, well one must always learn how to tie a better knot.

So in any case my Lovelies, I'm here with a keg o' rum, so let's party!

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**Just when I figured out how to do it, it changes**

Somehow looking up at the sky just doesn't look right. Hey, there's no rum up there!

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** **

Now all we have to do is see if the Escondido 'rain' faire lives up to its name.

LOL!

Every year it has either rained the Friday night after set-up for Sat. or it's rained Sat. night. Geesh I remember it even rained very briefly prior to a Sat. morning opening.

Warning, this faire can be cold, so dress approprietly. I think only a couple of times was it nice, humid, and just a tad hot.

Check the weather reports for the area.

Don't worry Wolfy, you and your friends are all welcome into our encampment as long as they all be in costume.

Not sure where we'll be, but in the past we've had our encampment over by the food booths, just past them into the 'alcove' of the park to the east.

Hoping that might change...hope....hope....hope....

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** **

The Escondido Ren-faire is the first weekend of April, 3-4.

It's a great faire, lots of trees, wonderful area, and of course PRP will be there with our encampment.

Though it's not a pirate faire, this particular faire is growing larger and larger all the time as word spreads about the great location.

Besides, I love having such an event virtually in my own 'backyard' - I'm seven minutes away! Yippeeee, no camping required for me!

If those of you living here in S. Calif. get a chance to attend this event, do it!

Even though it's only one weekend, it's definately worth coming for.

Hoping to meet some more of you great people!

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**Life is what you make it, so make it happy**

Uh bad news Maria, poor Phillistina was at the railing 99% of the time we were going over to Catalina last summer. Her idea failed miserably.

Course I was right behind her....if I had made it to the railing....

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**Confirmed land pirate**

Well one thing is for sure, I've never gotten seasick riding my horses!

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**Another smooth escape designed as a dramtic exit**

When I was at the Arizona Ren-faire over the past weekend, there was a place called Eden Naturals/Boss Wench that had really great coats for $175.00. I almost bought one. Well done with fancy trims.

Their address is: 560 Rutland Ave, San Jose, CA. 95128, phone: 408-287-2417

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**My job is to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable**

Sorry mate, it's not showing up.

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Geesh, that must have been one hell of mustache ride!

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**No kids and proud of it**

I voted for the "other". That be my evil twin Skippy o'course.

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**Another smooth escape designed as a dramtic exit**

Well 'ello poppet! See ye got ye a fine dress there! Well be warned, ye might find that pirates be jest that, an' would gladly steal that well made garment fer their own wear - ah their sex not named....

A bit o' advice tho' t'wouldn't be wearin' them hoops around a pirate encampment, as ye might find some lil' guy underneath 'em.

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Well shiver me timbers! The man has himself a fine bit o' finery. Nice goin' ye fine man!

But where's the rum?

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**Another smooth escape designed as a dramatic exit**

Thank you all so much! Now I have even more of a reason to go to Disneyland!

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**Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me**

Hmmmmm, how 'bout a pair o' sunglasses and a pirate shot glass?

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**I'm just as sane as the rest of the people in the asylum**

Well Royalist, you may make fun of the Hawaiian Cheiftan, and though she may be in a different class than one you prefer, I have had the opportunity to sail on that fine ship many years ago at the Dana Point, Tall Ships event, I loved it! I think the Cheiftan is a fine ship, and if I had the money to buy her and upkeep I would, but I don't and unfortunately, neither does my stomach.

Bully MacGraw, I hope you find someone who will treat her well.

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**Sailing on the big blue wet thing**

I've now seen two of these really cute pirate antenna balls. (Sorry I was driving and couldn't stop to ask) They are black with a black pirate hat with a small skull and crossbones on the hat.

Anyone have any idea where these things might be purchased?

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**I want one!**