Merrydeath

Trojan bunny

Iceman you say.. do ya also have the need for speed?

welcome and thanks for the drink of fine rum! RAY-- a tankard of your best, with a shot of lime.

welcome lass.. and thanks for the drink!

welcome to the pub.. and the world famous pirate pub. RAY is our bartender, and yes I'll have one Pirate's Blush.. cranberry juice and rum. The vitamin c will do me well towards getting rid o me cold.

welcome lass, and play nice with the men, and no breaking them.

I agree with stopping animal cruelty.. especially in other lands. If you have to kill something for food, then do it quickly and with mercy.

IF you dont' need to kill it for food..then dont' kill it..

and I say this to all wenches who have foxtails too. I won't wear one, ever. I wear bells on a string instead of some free animal's tail..

BTW, I have a bad cold, and I finally can bend instead of yelling in pain from my back hurting. Tonight is my last bowling night and I have to miss it..... snurk.

I'm thinking of making a club up fer women.. called the Bobettes.

We carry our own 'fun', have cats and dogs, and take out our own garbage.

A side of that is a prequel to the RED HAT SOCIETY.. called Chicks in Leather. ( CHILL) We like rock and roll, fast cars, large margaritas, and sometimes, bad boys.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

( a drink to anyone who is offended by that)

I like to tan without tan lines... anywhere.

Except the bunny i wear on my hip

CAT scratch fever by Claude Balls.

just smiles and licks her spoon.. thinking about making them work with the chocolate.

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make this wonderful woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

whale tail

I can whistle loud enough to make people wince..

and I got to name the barkeep RAY..

I think I saw it drip...

a bit nasty but funnier then heck.. watch for the end.. literally.

g strings

what big

AYES

you have

so little red riding hood said..

no, you are going to eat me like it says in the story.

welcome all the to the pub, but iffen you want a personal welcome from us, you may want to add your own topic. Jus an idea from one who's been round the ship a few times.

I'll have a tall cold green tea, with a wedge of lime fer the scurvy.

slainte'!

sorry Silkie, but I have a short attention span...

gets the mega size bottle, shakes it hard, then sprays Biker all over with

whip cream.

Especially in his pants, so the wet cold foamy stuff slides slowly over his privates, down his legs and tween his ......... (add body part here)

I do love a man in a kilt on a windy day.. I get a thrill everytime the winds blows hard..

Hello Arthur!

mess kit

I have had trouble with the gallery not uploading pics.

anyone else?

Tom Hanks

I have 2 Godiva ribbons for my hat, in red and green, and looking for another in blue.  (yes I am a chocoholic)

I just found Godiva chocolate coffee beans in creme brulee flavour!

yep.. and there is Godiva liquor and ice cream too...

drop over in a chocolic faint, bring me around with some dark..

I have low blood sugar so I have to eat 5-6 times a day.

saint nick