Merrydeath

Gives Mab a doffing of her hat, and a bottle of rum..with only a little bit of it gone. (just to make sure its a good en )

Make love, not war.- Hell, do both, get married!

-Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

-Revolution Books. New York, New York.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:

If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

-Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

from a great place for getting Quotes, just cause its Friurking Monday and I wanna! To everyone who wants to hang out...

http://www.cyber-systemsinc.com/restroom.htm

Welcome back mate. ye been missed. Best wishes

That be us.. wit a bit of imaginating .. we be the best wenches!!

There be an old saying..

I miss my man, but my aim is getting better!

we missed ya, EP, over and over!

Doffs hat and holds it over her heart.

My sympathies for losing de cat, even if its still alive. They make good masters, and then we miss em all...

Welcome back mate. ye been missed. Best wishes

did you say best wenches?

that be us all!

Welcome back safe and sound, mate!

wonders if The Capn of the Royalist fell asleep...

LOL OW!

grog comes out of Merrydeath's nose over the cat crop circles.

haaaaaaaaaaar matey, you got talented peeing cats.

And Mad Mad, you be a jenius wit the dagger!

There was a sea capn named Briggs,

who smelled like a ship load of pigs,

he said with a smile,

you get used ta it after a while

and it helps if you don't wash your wig.

Old Jac was a knarly old salt,

who had a bad case of gout,

He used to eat beans and stew,

and drink a horrible brew,

Until he blew a hole in the grout.

Tired of cleaning your own cove? Have no bed warmer to call your own?

Are your ashes hanging over your capris?

Then dial 1-800- Rent -A-Rogue.

the rest I deleted cause I was pissed over a dorey-carrying male specimen of stoopid. sorry mates..

did you say Yaks or Yanks? Cause Yanks in kilts is good for me!

and Darkmalkin is right, its sad to think of poor little hoofs trying to knit..

I don't like aminal testing either... they get all confused and end up failing.

Pirata got a new avatar!! Looking good fer a low black-hearted pirate. HA!

There was a rare pirate named Claire,

who was bonny and quite Fair,

she Rhymed and Wrote,

working on a poem about a 'Yote,

she was found drinking rum and pulling her hair.

There was a pirate named Stynk,

who had enough coins to clink,

He gave every one some rum,

an played a tune on a drum,

then joined is all in the drink.

(apologies ta any who read this while eatin')

several fine women are traveling aboard ship when a small cove is found. They decide to wait until all aboard are gone, then disrobe and enter the cove to swim and frolic.

As they skinny-dip in the surf, a sailor of old comes upon them. They scold the tar, saying they won't leave tim he does!

The old grizzled gob looks at the women in their birthday suits, and tells them..

" you ladies have no fear of me! I am just here to feed shark tank!"

Aye, Cap'n Flint, MissFortune be a right bonny name.

In one o'me fantasy novels (Demon in the Mirror), the ship of the lady pirate be named VIXEN.

Be that the book by one Atwater-Rhodes?

If so, she writes a grand yarn and as a young'un too.

Vivian Vande Velde is a writer that pens a good tale too. I take the time for them when I'm not a reading the NQG newsletter.

Darkmalkin, Malice in Wonderland is a grand name too. I know the little helion, and she be a chip off the ole pirate!

(its a compliment!)

Agreed, that is a good list an one that should be saved. Can it go into a place on the boards, like piracy 101? or even a special link?

Ya done good there, matey. :)

The Velvet Vixen,

the Ring Around the Tub,

The Parrot's Head,

Avenging Angel,

and my personal fav,

The CRimson Tide-- all woman crew,

the Rusty Fish Hook,

the Gallon-sized Galleon,

the Pie Rat's Prize

Vanity

Double Parked

Double Balloons

All for me Grog

Tries to translate the language, and gets:

"Ooooooooooh baby, come up and see my etchings!"

Does sounds about right?