Merrydeath

Missy Tales.. I think you from the bottom of me black heart..

Tee shirt from Gadzooks,

I really like the one with Ivanna Mandaleah on it.

I'm thinner, in better shape, and I am OLDER than you.

And I can get mine up fine!

Shwetty Nuts.. you will never forget using.. Shwetty Nuts on your bolts again.

*clear throat*

the term is Big Hot Dickens Cider.

pats Ryann on the back.

Good stuff there, mate. I likes it with a splash of cherry too, but Lemon is fine...

I likes that poison too, but most don't.

Me pardons Matey.

pops open a cask of ... Pepsi and pours for all..

ARrr. welcome home!

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better?

Me too...

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Agreed, don't spill your ale..

(^)(^)

Madonna..

Hey EP, read what HER PETA stand fer... i likes it!!

Mine were wearing a bodice.. not in the freezer section of the local store.

I like:

I am not a vegatartian because I like animals, its because I hate vegetables.

Pours Ryann a tankard of Ale fer her.

nods..

I have a few more, but since I am from the landlocked, wind-blown, cow-infested Midwest, I liked it too.

thank ya, mate! Offers a drop of virgin daiqueri..

okay.. i did just change it. Its not as beer friendly, but still funny.

I didn't mean a real treasure. I meant a real chest. (_) (_)

uh.. no beer, no fun?!

A pirate boarded a ship, took it over and demanded everyone aboard it killed. On it were 3 women.

The first one offered him a title and power if he would save her and marry her.

The second one offered him money and a fabulous villa in Italia if he would save her and marry her.

The last one offered love and companionship for ever, if he would save her and marry her.

Which one did he pick?

The one with the biggest treasure chest!

I have a very nice picture in my profile pic... go look..

I thank ya Jack and Ryann, good luck to everyone.

I heard that there are 4 kids dead in CO from the flu, but no idea if its the same one.

Drinks a tankard of OJ and rum, just to be sure she don't get it. Or mind if she do!

Short version:

Heaven is English Laws, French mistresses, and German cooks.

Hell is English cooks, French laws, and German mistresses.

I be in the CR area, as are a few other friends who may be needing a drink about mid December.

Lets get a group invasion going, and we can see bare cabin boys on deck.

You just missed the POC invasion at BillyJoes Pitcher show, where you can drink and eat at the tables while watching the movies. About 12 of me buddies made it there.

Opens a cask of Rum for all those who serve and can't be home for Thanksgiving.

Bows head and wishes them well to whatever power they believe in.

Has a big wreath of Mistletoe for Ded Fred to wear.. sent t to the Royaliste with attached note-

Love the Ded Fred, had one in my tree for Halloween last year. Thought Fred could use a little TLC, so here is a wreath for him. The wreath is from Johnny Depp. He was named Sexiest man of the Year from People magazine. He won't need it...

takes a bottle of really really bad rum and puts out the fire.. at least the paper one.

Bad Capn! You spelled darn wrong!

I would love ta see the tats..

Why not do what I do to keep warm in dem cold Midwest winters wit me leg hairs??

Braid the dem hair and make a rug..while its still on ye!!!

:)