Merrydeath

wondered 'bout that, then I thought.. oh gee!

Round here, we use that on pancakes.

Dear Jack and Lady,

I caught it, Virus hell,

and I think... achoo!

Just as long as its hot and spicy,

but once in a while..there is a champagne mustard that is great on a ham and swiss! The sweetness and then the tart.. ah your tongue tingles and then..mmmmmmmmmmm.

Can you bring honey too?

Aye, you an every other male pirate here..

Sorry matey, you will have to settle for us loverlies here.

Been told I have Bambi eyes and Thumper butt tho..

if you allow yourself to grow up that is when you grow old

I guess Peter Pan has the right idea huh?

Do ya mean, BJ, that ya should wear green tights and make friends wit fairies an Lost Boys?

or like me too,, never grow up, never grow old!

MerryD just put another Pirate decal on her new car..says.. Kiss me I'm a pirate.

Now then, EP, I dinna say WHICH switcheroo it were, now did I?

an just fer that.. there is no Easter Bunny.. Playboy bunny yes.

My friend snores loud;

she dreams of snow falling fast.

Good paths on your way.

The seasonal theme.

Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn't always that obvious.

No blossoms and no moon,

and he is drinking sake

all alone!

could tranlate to:

No sails and no moon

and he is drinking rum

all alone!

Got it in one, the ole switcheroo..

Santa, I've been naughty and nautical all year..

what do I get?

I did mean German hot and spicy.. but

Bring it, Scupp... :)

Save Santa the trip... be naughty ALLLLLLLLL year!

Well pardon me French.. but Sh*t, I love them tight tights...

I think I am in lust.. who ever he may be...

Thank you Thank you thank you.

Same here,, oldest kid in college. Youngest is thinking about the AirForce for next year.

Some one keeps telling me I am only as old as I feel, an I feel about 30 when he pats me arse.

its only kinky the FIRST time..

Save the horseradish fer someone else, I like mustard, hot and spicy!

More like guidlines.. hadda be said..

and congrats Lucky, I hope all goes well and its the place of sweet dreams..

(tongue in cheek)

So, ya saying ya be a Know It All?

I likes the smell of carnal beef and cabbage.

As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've l earned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jack asses.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important

ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

*shakes head... *

'an here I missed that! and I see the evil grin on yur face, missy! Do we agree on it, or is it a free show fer the men of a kitten fight?

*winks to show, no worries mate!*

*doffs cap an wiggles eye brows*

..well I do have a date fer later from a scallywagging Irish man.. "

*elaborate, Bird-like bow*

Thank ya, luv. Heh, me an' th' Shark now 'ave an understandin'...I won' hit 'er if she don' hit me.

Good understanding to have.. works wit ships, animals, and some pirates.

*offers Penny a drink for her pain-killer, wonders if Everclear would do the job*

Ryann lass, I do sell it at faires under the blanket, but its in another file I am having trouble finding. As long as anyone uses it for personal reasons, I don' mind.

Just lay off selling it around me area! I needs the coinage for me garb lust.

Mad Mab, anytime a drink is offered, tis rude to turn it down...Thankee.

Lucky Penny, glad ta see ya up and taking fluids. Heard about your bout wit tha ship, an I wanted ta offer me hand to anyone who ken take on a Land Shark and win!

Next drink is on me tab, matey.

drinks--8367

cost --$53,555

Homor Simpson

bathtubs-- 6.43

Ferraris-- .33

Oh well, I am that much closer to buying a Ferrari than a new liver..

What a man!!!

Anyone who can belch Happy Berpday gets aspot o' rum too.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, be the man in the look-out Dead Fred??!!!!

Its me hunny, come back from a long day at work!

(Your pics and float be marvelous, and glad we could all wish your day perfect!)