Merrydeath

Even if me Birthday is a few days off, I can already feeeeeeeeeeeeeel the love... do ya feel it?!! do ya feel it in your guts?!! do ya feel the healing power of rum and love??!!

(holds up her hat so no one sees her wipe a tear from her eyes)

Gods know I feel someting for all you scallywags! Ya be the best mateys a fellow pirate EVER had..

me thinks I better open a keg fer ya, an SeaRover, tell me when the Depp in chocolate gets here. CAn't wait to eat it..

I LOVE the doll! cutlass and all!

I will hold him and pet and call him George!

I thank ya RedViper, ya are a good matey..

Morgan.. I owe you a big one.. refill that is..

checks calendar on the wall, notices the date, and BY gum! Capn William is right!!

well we'll just have to say Happy Birthday now AND later, or just keep partying!!

Hawk, its to keep yu from grabbing her! Not leaving..

and i like the silk too, no marks and you can keep them in a drawer without hiding them or explaining.

Hey Maggie!

Here is your birthday song..

we like children yes we do!

Baked or boiled or in a stew!

BUT happy birthday.. unh..

Happy Birthday..

Many happy days ahead fer ya lass, on or off ship!

agreeing with all of ya, doldrums, busy RL and getting ready for season too.. also, people come on in groups, like after a party or festival we get a lot, then it slows again.

May yer ship be free from the bilge rats' nibbles.... but what if I LIKE the nibbles?

I suppose a man with that much to say should get an award. I'd be checkin' Merry or Ida's pockets fer your trophy, if it's anything they could trade for grog, powder, and the like.

"Hey! I resent tha statement! I wouldn'a steal that award, unless a cash prize goes wit it...

as fer posting, I would like to see who posted the most in the shortest amount of time. but..dat is just me asking..

okay.. get the corset on, tie it very tight sucking in.

move your boobage to the top of your corset or use a bra to keep the lift up. After you have the chest part ready, have someone (pirates are great for this) retie your corset smaller. Then rearange your boobage again so its cumfy.

Just remember, if you can breathe, its not tight enough.

me too sweety! You've been a great addition to the pub..

Well, DMTNT, I was askin the fair lass with the firey hair, but iffen you think ya want to be treatin me to a bowl of chow mein.. your on!

gets into postition fer a rassle, arms lined up, wrists together, and GO!

Merryd gets started early wit a good haul.. then DMTNT gets a second wind.. ( oooo chili fer lunch??) and starts to get her keel over. Merry decides not lose, uses the short pike, clunks DMTNT on tha snozzz, and wins by a nose.

A bowl o chow it is!!

(Never been to Singapore, at least not sobr enough to know.)

Damn.. i love chow mein..

Okay, I'll stand ya a bowl of it, Red.... arm rassle ya for it?

Gets her short pike under the table to make sure she wins.

(note to male pirates. arm rassling does not have the need of the removal of clothes in anyway, nor does it require pudding, creamed corn, or oil in any way)

gets the fire hose out an smacks all o them off ther feet with tha high pressure water.. knocks Maggie off her chair too.

*feels a smack to her backside, and Maggie wit a sly smile on her face.. *

did anyone suggest

Cannon Ballz?

I considered High and Dry and other forms of it.. but do you really want to be known for being...HIGH ?

(I thought it was a good one too, and the rest of em.. they just crack me up!)

Rusty Scuppers

Pirates of the Prairie

Sand Schooners

Ships of the Dessert

Dread Pirates

Even Keel

Cabin Boys and Wild Wenches

Whippin Rogues

Playing for Doubloons

Rum and Rhymes

Tankard and Tunes.

this isnt' the complete list.. but its a good-sized start.

its a Rennie song but a good un.

dirge song and its origins...fer the berday boy.

HM, I likes your hat, and I did have a pic of me in my berfday suit, but I can't find it.. I may have to take another one this year..

that is the Birthday Dirge song.. great song fer rennies and Pyrates alike! There is about 40 verses of it..

Harbor Master, Happy Berfday ta ya, an many more. Your website is a getting a good workout,since its temp closed for over use.

That be a good thing...

Rolls a keg down to the table, pops the top on it.and offers it ta the Pub for his day..

so HarborMaster, ya be wearing your berfday suit yet??

Quill, I love the ones in blue or green. I can't wait to see more of her dresses..

Are the chemises and dresses sewn together? or seperate, and what kind of boning does she use?

If you could let me know I would appreciate it.

*looks over her shoulder at Scupper, makes sure he uses the ten foot pole.. wink!*

*Plops a few pillowers on the ground so Bilge can have his spanks and eat his cake too.*

Agreed there, Topaz. You are xactly right! Whats a little pain fer your birfday when you can enjoy them over and over later. Smart lassy!

Just how many turns do you HAVE?

Aye, 'appy Birfday, mate!!

Many more to ya ZOrg!

Uh, Merry, darlin'... *hands her his tankard* ... have some a me grog...it sounds like ya have a frog in yer throat...

*cough cough*,

aye, I needs something wet and hot today..

HOT TUB!

*scuttles off to the tub, after handing Zorg a box of Krispy Kremes she KNOWS she can't have. *

looks down.

Nope, ain't no buckskins on this wench,,er lassy.

did I shock the monkey?

*Raises SCuppers tankard and salutes Zorg, then drinks half and hands it back to Scuppers..*

thanks hun,, had a dry throat..

Many more to ya ZOrg!