Merrydeath

She is ta Shakespeare o' the ships..and plants a mean kiss on tem pirates too!

"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I`m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves."

-Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)

A true pirate's heart matey... (doffs hat at the loyal Viperpirate)

an untrue one??

under the breast bone and upwards at an angle with lots of force.

I'm not gonna ask how you know............

Lucky guess an a word spoken about dresses on manly pirates..

As for the BJ... lucky guess an a word spoken bout lubes..

Rumba lass,

that be the same thing I make, only around here we call it Lust Dust. Urban Decay makes it too, but its too dear for me, so I learned to make me own.

and aye, your mouth does water from it..anywhere.. even a bagpipe..

"Hmm, seems to be a lot of that type of thing happening as of late..Rum, anyone?"

RUM????

anytime, mate. Cept on days that end with z..

*holds out tankard with a puppy face on her.*

Agreed Enchantress, nothin like a good head o steam an someone who needs a good lickin'.

I likes me gin, and mead, and DRambuie, and Capn Morgans, and Jose' and Schnapps.

Lager, ale, Black and tans, Guinness, Amber Bock and even a Leinenkeugel on them hot days.

BUT never a Bug Lite. Would rather drink cat wet. (personal reasons, mateys, an I mean no dissing.)

Now, what do I want fer the next day?

You forgot to include just plain old 'natural sweat' from two passion-filled lust-crazed bodies.  Either that or hot tub water.....

.....Is that an invite my lady?.....plllleeeaase????

How about strawberry smoothie edible body lotion? My cabin or yours?? and leave the axle grease on your boat... You won't need it.

As a ren wench, I make a great edible body powder, soft, sparkly, and tastes great in cocoa, vanilla, and for the season.. apple cinnamon. I bribed a fire marshal with it in Chicago at the Midevil Times restaurant, and a hunky romance COVER MODEL....

Southern Wise Men

In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great

skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.

The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a

"Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about

the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do

read the Bible!"

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about

firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some

pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.

Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

Still feel like a side order of crap, after some gut-rolling MUSK got sprayed in me work area. Perfume please, not a marinade! Then to top it off, the cleaning staff used ammonia for the windows an me lungs are as tight as BJ's arse.

Damn stuff.

You forgot to include just plain old 'natural sweat' from two passion-filled lust-crazed bodies. Either that or hot tub water.....

*wipes tears off so she can see her tankard better*

Ah Lass!! you are a dear one! Giving us drink and feeding us too...

May all your days be filled with play

and all your nights be nice and tight.

cheers!

Happy Berfday, mate! May your days be filled with wine, women and song, but not just in that order!

virtual cake and snugglies to ya... :)

*has a bit of crying bout the Rum, but opens hers and pours Pirata a cup of Hiighlander Grog coffee, *tastes like a kiss from a Scots)

May all you get is portholes and not potholes....

Congrats to you and your crew.

Scratchy throat, runny nose, head feels like a cannon went off in it, eyes hurt like sand in em.. I'm going back to me hammock!

ar.

sign on privy wall-

Lost: one cabin boy, red hair where it ain't singed, blue eye, left hook, scar on chin, scars on back, bitten right ear, 4 toes on right foot.

Answers to the name Lucky.

Contact the Blue Gryphon if found.

i havn't seen any jolly rogers, but I did see a Celt Cross on fire, and a skull on fire. Either of those could be good. I saw them at Kmart and Wallie World.

I lost mine and I hope I never find it..or it finds me!

I lost 60 pounds all told last year, and I now weigh less than me 2 kids. It only took me 15 years to decide to do it.. I went from a size 22 to a 10.

Agreed, its better to want to lose it, then to lose it by finding Ralph sitting next to ya..

Three pirates are talking about how ruff and tuff they be, on the beach by a fire.

The first one says: I'm so tough and such a scalawag, that I can have me way with 7 wenches at once, while bravin' a storm..

The second one says: well mate, I be a lot tougher. I can have 10 wenches while hangin' from the yard arm!

The third one just smiles as he stirs the coals with his dork....

Agreed, Gentlemen! And hats off to the men and women who leave their loved ones to do their duty.

Whether we agree with the politics or not, we could all agree that for those who are gone from their homes now are worthy of our respect and yes love.

My father was in the Battle of the Bulge in Belgium WWII. He was the youngest of 7 children, mostly sons. He got to meet one of his brothers for a short time over there. Because of the death of the Sullivan brothers (All 5 died in a ship bombing at one time ) brothers were not supposed to meet at all. He and his brothers made it out okay and later all died before age 60 except my dad.

His biggest thrill these days is to look at his war and Army books, and see the comrades who bacame family for a while.

Thanks..

Aye Kate, have a happy birthday today and many more!

*opens a cask of something wet and breath-taking for her, and the other pirates..*

Helps Mad Maudlin up, after MM shows her ( V ) to everyone.

Sorry lass, don't wear thongs and lowrise pants when yas fall off yur chair.

DRose, sure ya like de Poke chops, but around here, the piggies are smelly and a step down from the Iowa Beef Producers pets..

Love dem burgers and steaks!

Awwwwwwwwwwww, that is one cute little girl! She must have gotten her good looks from you.

Love the tunes, I would pick over half of them myself. I also would put a few newer artists in, like Alicia Keys, Chad Kroeger, John Mayer, and Shakira.

On behalf of all the Iowa Beef producers,

Eat more beef!

Yes I had turkey too, and pie and taters.

Helena Handbasket

Moira Mellones

Dick Foreskin..