Merrydeath

good luck with the dairy then, sweety. I hope it works out that its just temporary. If not, there are options. :)

killer

whales.

Sea World

there is milk for lactose intolerant people..and pills too. You might want to ask a pharmacist.

Had turkey slices with gravy and baked taters..

not even close..

Merry flicks a feather over his tum... just to see him twitch.

kisses his nose..

if I let your loose.. then Siren would just hunt you down. and she likes to do that. :)

besides, maybe this IS the torture.

that happens so often.. lol

I think you are.. so there..

stripes

Siren lass, I think he needs a taste of your.... genius.

Merry eats her altoid (peppermint) then kisses his mouth.. as he responds, she brings the ice to his lips for a hot/cold kiss...

then drops another piece of ice into his lap..

(Biker!! Bring back me undies! Some are MY Vickies and I want them back.. or be prepared to be plundered!!)

What does it mean when your husband is moaning in your bed???

you aren't holding the pillow on his face hard enough.

Scupper..

if a wench works at Hooters, where does a pirate work??

IHOP

pilates.. from Joseph Pilate, dance teacher.

and its now 667... just two more to 669

I think I can expand on that idea....

we can add some floam to the mud and have a change of pace in here.. it grows.. it moulds.. it wiggles..

oh wait it does that already. MY oh MY..

more ice coming up..

but first, we warm it up.. heats the water in her cup over the candle, and pours a bit into his cold wet pants.. (just room temp and not hot. I don't want ya hurtin.. just intrigued!!)

then adds a couple of cubes again, just in time to hear Matt swear.......

Why am I looking?? cause I can see the mud crackin on your.... cutlass.

you can do the hot stuff... I have the cold..

slides anther ice cube.. but this time down the front of his trews.. his look is priceless..

omg..

Siren, go for the heat now.. and lets see how loud we can make him yell..

(Diego lad, I would say they don't hurt as much over time, but I would be lying. There are times when I remember the love, and then the pain.. both exquisite feelings. May the gods be gentle with you)

upset

Merry comes in with a glass of ice cubes.. did someone say..

MASTer and COMMANDer??

Matt, you better hope we feel generous and kindly to ya... or it could get messy. (pulls out an ice cube and sucks on it.. an evil grin on her face)

tears on my pillow

true.. but in a few its 669... time to celebrate.

glue gun

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)

88%

Moya (Farscape)

75%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)

69%

Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)

69%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)

69%

SG-1 (Stargate)

63%

FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files)

63%

Serenity (Firefly)

63%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)

63%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)

56%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)

50%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)

50%

just one if its a male.. he holds the bulb still and waits for the world to revolve around him..

trick pony