BLACK JACK SHALAQ

^ APPARENTLY LIKES TO FINGER PAINT IN RED^

I TAKE SHOWERS NAKED. I ALSO FOUND OUT THAT IRISH SPRING LATHERS BEST! OH YEAH BABY!

I'M WIT YA MATE. M&M-MARS CHOCOLATE IS MUCH BETTER

MY THINKS WE MET IN A BAR ONCE...THAT WAS MY CHIN YOU CRACKED YER KNUCKLES ON!

HELL FIRE MATE, GEORGE JONES, JOHNNY CASH, CONWAY TWITTY SHOULDN'T BE HID! THEY'RE AMERICAN ICONS! NO NEED TO BE ASHAMED!

NO/EX-WIFE

REISISTOR

I LIKES ta START TROUBLE THEN FIGHT ME WAY OUT OF IT! BLACK JACK

HHHHHHEEEEEY GROUP! ME BANANA COULD STAND A PEELIN'! HIC!....BEEEEELLLCH!

........ ...NOPE....STILL A NO GO..... .....SHE STILL SEZ "NO WAY JOSE'....

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....YUCK!...SOUNDS LIKE WORK....

....MY MOTHER SUFFERED THE SAME FATE. IT'S A SLOW CRUEL WAY TO DIE AND TO WITNESS. MAY NEPTUNE (GOD) EASE HER SUFFERING AND YOUR'S

......TAKE ALOT OF MOOLAH, DINARO, SCRATCH, COIN......

......OUCH! (too late).....

.....MY BEST ADVICE TO YOU OL' MATE IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND TAKE UP A HOBBY. SOMETHING LIKE STARTING A GUN COLLECTION.

.......I CAN'T HELP IT...THAT STILL CUTS ME UP!....

.......COOL......

SURE THING SUNSHINE! ANYTHING ELSE I KIN DO TO HELP , JUST LET ME KNOW OKAY? BLACK JACK

A 'touchy-feelie' CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked, "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist." The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil"! HAR! HAR! HAR! I LOVE THE TRUTH HAR! HAR! HAR! I LOVE THE CORPS! BLACK JACK

....I've found that them damn things fit perfectly in a dumpster, bobbles and all!...Ta hell with it!

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra Ah ! Ol' Blue Eye's and his words of wisdom!

...."OH, HOW GOSCH"!....."I'M FINE! HOW GOES IT WITH YOU"?

....HMMMMM...YA HANG FROM A ROPE UP IN THE TREES WITH A SHARP, RUNNING CHAIN SAW.......I WAGER YER IN THE COMBAT ENGINEERS AIN'T YA's?