BLACK JACK SHALAQ

Plague and pestilence ya want? You'll have them in spades curly! That happens to be right up my alley!

Looks like them vibratein' eggs da lassies use when thar horny n' alone...

Whar 'ave I been?...Oh, here n' thar...You kin say I be out on ..."Shock Parole"...again. At my lady's service, Black Jack

:angry: Skeerd er' off already...n' I didn't even touch er'...THAT'S TALENT! Black Jack

:) :angry: Ol' Black Jack has a hankerin' fer that lil' blond fluffer in dat nu pirate porn flick. She's da one dat shines the captn's main mast while the room was burnin'......What a gal! :) Mean n' orny n' hornier than a 3 balled cat, Black Jack

Disorder | Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: low Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low Black Jack

My random thought IS ...How do blind folk know which sea n' I dog is thars? Black Jack

BLACK FOOT OL' MATE! YA DON'T NEEDS TA BUY ME A DRINK......LET'S GO STEAL ONE.....or two>>>>>or so b'for RUE runs me off with a pike again! "F*** EM' ALL! THEN CUT THAR THROATS"! BLACK JACK

DUN WORRY THAR LASSIE! I'LL MAKE SURE ME FILTHY PAWS ARE WASHED B"FOR I RUFFLE YER SILKY DRAWERS! I'LL EVEN USE SOAP! MEAN n' ORNRY AS HELL, BLACK JACK

ONE'S DAT A SCUM BUCKET LIKE ME KIN FEEL AT HOME IN. ONE DAT OTHER SWABS KIN TELL OTHERS TA BITE THAR A** n' WON'T WHIMPER ABOUT SO? OL' BLACK JACK IS TIRED OF BEING NICEY NICE CUZ THAT AIN'T HIM AT ALL! BLACK JACK

RUE, IT'S NO SECRET WHAT FOLK THINK OF ME AROUND HERE, SO I WANNA MAKE IT PUBLIC WHAT I THINK OF YOU! AIN'T TOO MANY LASSIE HAVE THE GAUL TO TELL OL' BLACK JACK TA F*** OFF! BUT I LOVE THE WAY YOU DO IT! HAPPY 2007 MATE! BLACK JACK

......It's only kinky the first time!........

What do I like in a woman? preferablly.....ME!

.....sigh.....I fergot 'bout them lil' whelps......Geeeez....I HATE political correctness.....especially on a pyrate site.....I'm crawling back under me rock....see ya around....maybe.

.......Anal Beads........ .....Well?.....They do!

98%!!!! You are totally strange! In fact there isn't much normal about you at all. You march to the beat of your own drummer and are quite a unique individual. You stand out in the crowd and play by your own rules. Other people may find you bizarre and weird, but that's okay, who wants to be normal anyway? Congratulations on your high score! ...........................It's a gift ya know..........

....Have any of you lassies done it Oreo? Hmmmmm?

.....AW CRAP.....

AAHHHHHH! the magical kingdom! :)

What Do You Look For In A Mermaid?........Legs....silly.

What does your birth date mean? It means yer a year older n' yer foot is a lil' deeper in dA GRAVE!

........I'M LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND THE "LAST" BUD LIGHT IN ME ICE BOX! IT MAY MEAN NUTTIN' TA YOU, BUT TO ME IT'S A F****** GREAT! YA GOTTA HAVE YER FINGER ON THE TRIGGER ON THIS MAN-O-WAR OR YA GO THIRSTY ALOT!

Chaos mayhem murder My work here is done. MAN, THESE ARE GREAT!

'You've got guts! Want to keep them?' I LOVE IT!!!!

'You've got guts! Want to keep them?' I LOVE IT!!!!