BLACK JACK SHALAQ

.....FINALLY, SUNNY , CLEAR, COOL 38 GERDEES....

>TWIST OFF BEER BOTTLES<

absorbing superiority....? (that ones a reach ain't it?)

....that woulda made me start smokin' and drinkin'!

I met her last October in New Jersey for the Chiller convention. Nice girl, still looks great too! OH MY GOD! NO WAY! (black jack starts to drool) :)

......DOGS EH?......OKAY.........I KIN DEAL WITH THAT! What the f*** do you smoke mate? What the hell did your post have ta do with the likes of shyte? Other than me life bein Shyte what then? What is it in your pipe? CALM DOWN RICH ! YER KILT'S RIDIN' UP YER BUM FER NO REASON. I HAPPEN TO LIKE DOGS. DOGS EAT CATS, CATS TURN INTO SHYTE, THEN DOG TAKE SHYTE IN ME NEIGHBOR'S YARD AND I DISPISE ME NEIGHBOR. SEE HOW THAT WORKS . OH....AND I DON'T SMOKE :angry: .

......DOGS EH?......OKAY.........I KIN DEAL WITH THAT!

MORE PORN

SEKA WAS MY FAVORITE PORN STARLET BACK IN THE DAY. ....................WHAT A BABE!

YES YES! GOOD SHOW MATE!

^ DOESN'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS ^ APPARENTLY OTHERS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LOSING!

....CUZ HE WANTS TA BE HEARD......

"EVERET LOOK! THEM SIRENS LOVED UP OL' PETE n' TURNED HIM INTO A HORNY TOAD"!

WHY YES IT WOULD!

RIBS/ DEHYRATED

DRILLING!

BASKET CASE

"DEL GUE'S THE NAME, THAT'S GUE WITH AN "E"."

BLUE BALLS..?

OR IS SHAKING YER WEASEL ANIMAL ABUSE? HMMMMM.

IS PETTING YER PET CONSIDERED BEASTIALITY? HMMMMM

RED RUSSIAN (commie)

APPLIED TO>/DAWN, <THAT'S HER NAME!

> I LIKE TO DRINK....RATHER HEAVILY. AND I CONSIDER IT A TALENT<

^ HAS A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS IN IT IN HIS PICK-UP^