BLACK JACK SHALAQ

"Say lassie, got any pirate in ya's? Do ya want some"?

How do I feel now?.....HORNY!

I LOVE SWEET TEA!.....when i go to golden corral buffet, i drink that stuff by the gallons!

I ALWAYS HAD A SINCE OF GUILT AFTER WAXING AN ENEMY. BUT AT THE TIME THEY WEREN'T HUMAN, THEY WERE SOME BASTARD TRYIN TO KILL ME IF I DIDN'T KILL THEM. IT'S...THEY ONLY WAY I HAD TO COPE WITH IT...AFTER A WHILE YOU GET NUMB TO...

My brother is stationed over there (2nd time, he's already been there for a year and come back). Last time he was in Iraq we were told we couldn't send him porn (or a number of other things) because the Iraqi mail service censors the contents so that anything not befitting their beliefs is destroyed. Has this changed? I'm sure my bro would appreciate some T&A for Christmas START SENDIN DA PORN MAGS MATE. KILO COMPANY HAS THUMBED THRU DOZENS OF MAGS...MY SON TELLS ME THAT MOST OF THE PAGES ARE STUCK TOGETHER ...."SEND MORE POPS" HE SAYS!

YA OUTTA READ THE BOOK NEXT MATE....IT'LL GIVE YA SERIOUS WOOD!

BULL PUCKY

I JOINED IN 1976. RETIRED 1998 Gny Sgt .......I DID MY THING FOR KING AND COUNTRY AND DAMN PROUD OF IT!

.................JIZZ................

one inch short of a ten inch record

......Thumppin' me dummy to Christines nightie pic..... MMMMMMMMMM...ahhhhhhh....uh huh....uh huh......oooooh....Ahhhhh!

................................Well Hung...............................

......DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHUN ABOUT AN ASS?

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I must say that Ohio and Pa. has the best fall weather. All the leaves have turned colors and sunny days just makes the farm EXPLODE with color!....cool!

Me elbows are on my deck top......

Good huntin' 236th "Devil Dogs"! Pop's loves ya son! n' thinks of ya all the time Chad.

....I fenced 40 acres of cow pasture, I used a post hole digger n' a spud bar n' a pair of fence dykes. So.....whats ya use da sword fer mate?

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Articles. All the best pirate ships had them. Rules?....Articles?....Hmmmmm

:) A CRISP SALUTE TO YOU MY LADY!. MY VFW POST IS BASICALLY DOIN' THE SAME THING. WE ADOPTED THE COMPANYS OF AREA MARINES , SOLDIERS, AND SEAMAN AND SEND THEM ALL THE IMPORTANT ITEMS. UNSCENTS BABY WIPES ,T.P., DISPOSIBLE RAZORS, PORN, CANDY, NUTS, JERKY, PORN, DISPOSIBLE CAMERAS, PORN.ECT. ECT. ECT. BLACK JACK

GOD BLESS AND HOORAH TO OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN HARMS WAY! GOOD HUNTING AND DEADLY AIM! KILL THEM BASTARDS BY THE BUSHEL BASKETS AND LET THEM LAY TO ROT! THEM SPINELESS HEATHINS WINGED MY SON (2nd. Dv. 3rd. Btln. 6th. Marine Kilo Co.) BUT HE WAXED PLENTY OF THE SCUM SUCKERS! AND HE'S BACK THERE AGAIN n' HE'S MEAN n' ORNRYER THAN EVER.....HOORAH!

WELL MR. CARPET BAGGER, WHAR I'M FROM WE GOTTA A THING CALLED THE MISSOURRI BOAT RIDE!

RULES?

" THE LAST TIME I SAW A MOUTH LIKE THAT , IT HAD A HOOK IN IT"!