BLACK JACK SHALAQ

....Hmmmmm...I just bet yer a master wit da Ol' Peg n' Post ain't ya's? Rummy, Rummy,Rummy...... Lassie.....Da fun n' troublemakin' we kin 'ave would be endless!

Hee Hee.....

Calm down puddin'. I'm yer huckleberry!

I drive a concrete truck up and down the highways and by ways of northeast Ohio til' my USMC pension kicks in. Then I'll be enjoyin' meself fer the rest of me days....AAHHHHHHH YEAH!

Cuz' not everyone has switched ta Capital One!

Money Honey!

" Chaotic Evil" I be!

EVEN IF A LOVED ONE OF MINE IS FOUND GUILTY..THE LAW IS THE LAW....OFF WITH THAR HEAD! IF YA RAISE EM' RIGHT, THAR GONNA BE RIGHT!

...SHI**Y WEATHER. COLD,SNOW,WIND, COLD , SNOW, WIND, COLD, SNOW,COLD,WIND........sigh........

Lee Marvin was an extra in the 1965 comedy, "THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!"

OH YA'SS! !

or the flip side? two boys for every girl? or ....two rosey palms on every horny boy...

sounds like my kinda tavern!

Ol'Black Jack will be donning Santa attire once again this weekend. I'll be skeerin the snot outta the buggers at our local VFW post and Eagles Aeire. I can't wait ta see the lil sneveilin' wretches n' all da pissed out moms n' dads!....Tis' my lil' offerin fer da holidays!

a thong?

.....BESIDES THAT....I'M PRETTY QUIET REALLY.... ...Just don't bore me!

In my arsenal I have, 2-9mm Berettas w/6- 15 round clips. 2-1911 Colt .45 automatics w/4- 11 round clips. 1- Vintage M1 Garand (it was me pappys). 1- .203 Enfield rifle. 1- 1903 .30cal bolt action Springfield. 1- Mausberg 12ga. pump shotgun w/ interchangable slug barrel. 1- Remington 12ga. pump shotgun. 1- 30/40 bolt action Krag. 1- winchester .30-06 bolt action w/10x scope.1- .223 Bushmaster AR15 w/ 12x scope w/ 4-30 round combat clips. And finally...my baby.....45cal thompson machine gun. ....Come and get me! PS If you think this collection is outrageous, You should see my sons! Oh yeah ...and my sling shot I had since I was 12 yrs. old...

IT'S A HIT! BUT DON'T GIVE ME THAT DO GOODIE GOOD BULL SH**!

.....BESIDES THAT....I'M PRETTY QUIET REALLY....

" SEA SLUT"

Well lassie, da santa I know kin Shake yer tree n' wanna get inside those stockings of yers! HAR HARRRRRRR

I either wanna fuck or fight. And I don't care which! Yup, I be yer run of da mill, everyday,"You watch my back n' I'll stab yers", drunk assed pyrate!

I feel for you - two years in a row my husband gave me nothing for Birthdays or Christmas and the third year, I decided I wasn't going to go through another sad holiday with him. So, I told him I didn't want to be married any more the day after Thanksgiving. He moved out the following week while I was on a business trip and pretty much wiped me out of everything - but I am so F*ing happy now that I am single, it makes no difference! Simply put, I thrive on attention. Rummy baby, Am I to understand that yer hubby, the man who suppose to be the love of your life NEVER got you B-day or Xmas or Valintines gift the entire time he lived with you? Girl, that sh*t DOESN"T FLY in this household. If you were my wife, you'd be treated as royalty....Just ask My current wife of 27 yrs. Yer ex needs to be beat to a blood stump! Black Jack

YO, Red lassie....You kin shake me weasel any time you like!

When I was a lil' shaver me mum called me "HEY YOU"! And me dear ol' pappy called me "Dumb Ass"! Me tenth grade history teacher Ms. LaBlanc called "The Police". When I was a senior in high school, me parole officer called me "Cuffs". Me Football n' wrestling coaches called me "Hardcore n' Hard nosed n' 175lbs.CLASS STATE WRESTLING CHAMP". Me senior drill instructor in boot camp called me "Maggot". Me Gunnery instructor called me "EXPERT". The wenches in town just off base called me "Saddle Horn". Me enemies aren't around long enough to called me anything. Me best lass(my beloved wife), calles me.."Everhard n' A Slooow, Smoooth ride". Me son's call me "Sir". Me friends call me "Chief or Gunny or Tug".The President of the United States called me "Marine"My late father-in-law and good friend called me "Son"(God I miss him)....sigh... Black Jack