BLACK JACK SHALAQ

^^pontoons with botox lips....^^

A catholic priest and a rabbi were marooned on a deserted island. After a few weeks of solitude the priest confessed to the rabbi, "Oh, I sure wish we had an alter boy here". The rabbi replied, "Why"? Immediately the priest replied," So we could fu** him! That's why"! Surprised, the rabbi said,"Great idea! But, fu** him outta what"?

.....Aw Rummy........you lil' tease.... .......um....be gentle baby....please!

YER PROBABLY RIGHT...JARHEADS KIN MAKE A HELL OF A RACKET!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WANT'S TO KNOW IF THAT'S A SQUIRREL IN MY SPEEDO!! :)

Rob Roy? .........You kin spank me at yer earliest convenience..

Your dog is named Gir? After the robot? That's a cool name for a dog. ....Yup....Gir is the lil' buddy of Zim the invader

http://www.myspace.com/garywagner....It's got me tattoos on it.

OKAY..Another hint.....It was also called a "John Wayne" or "Duke". It was a tiny can opener no bigger than yer thumb. It came in the box that yer C & K rations came in. It was indispensable!

(chuckle) That explains allot. ...YEAH...My Apron has pink in it too....I prefer to call it mauv.

Betcha she wants ta see me in a speedo! AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN LASSIE!

.....Possibly wears a thong from time to time ...Just guessin'

....I'm a 32nd degree Free Mason if ya kin believe that! It's true!

MY "PRICK-38" any old grunts out thar would know this!

ATTA GIRL!....HMMM LET'S SEE.....SON of FLUBBER?

..........nope.......... ....hint....... IT HAD WILLIAM DUFOE IN IT....< I know I spelled that wrong

THROW IT OUT AND BUY A HARLEY!

HER'S

....."I CAN'T EVEN GO OUT TO BUY A PACK OF SMOKES WITHOUT RUNNING INTO NINE GUYS YOU FU****"!.......... A TOUGHIE EH?

.....GOOD OL' CHURCH KEYS !........

WHEN I WAS A LIL' NIPPER, ME OLDER BROTHERS TAPED ME UP INTO A BALL n' ROLLED ME DOWN THE BASEMENT STEPS. NO CARPET ON THEM, ALL LINOLEIUIM. THE STAIRS FAIRED BETTER THAN I DID.

AS A boy sprout I EARNED ME KNOT TYING MERIT BADGE!

........PINT for HIM.......(I'm really reachin' now)

OH....AND PULL TAB BEER CANS....

POUNDER