BLACK JACK SHALAQ

NQG where else?

I be Black Jack's better half "Shanghia Sooz". And I never let words bother me too much. Jack gets 'is skivies in a wad from time to time and the words fly! Wench, Harlot, Bit**, Slu*, you name it. After he fires off a couple volleys n' let's 'is barrel cool off he apologizes then it's MY turn. It usally ends up with flowers, dinner n' a show (chick flick of course!). He hasn't seen the pattern after 27 yrs. of marriage!

JUST YER EVERYDAY RUN OF THE MILL A**HOLE...IT'S A LIVIN'

Your Seduction Style: A 12 pounder with double charge n' broken glass & nails. I'm such n' ol' smoothie

THIS IS THE EMAIL I GOT.....http://traffnew1.biz/dl/loadadv671.exe I DIDN'T OPEN IT BY SHEAR...LUCK...THANX 4 THE WARNING.

"God has a hard-on for Marines. Cuz we keep heaven packed with fresh souls"!

Something with Rodney Dangerfield....."Caddyshack"? THAT'S RIGHT! Ya get a cookie!

ATTA BOY!

Yeah.....my son turned me on to Johnny last year...My kinda guy too! But that's an awful long name for my dog..."Gir" is just right!

Expresso really wires me out!

Amazed with fast posters? ^

Orange popsicles!

"WHOA! Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it"!

the first "HIGHLANDER" movie

Male porn star

....I DON'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS.....IT SEEMS OTHERS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LOSING !!

.......I CAN'T HELP IT...THAT STILL CUTS ME UP!.... ....STILL TICKLES ME INNERS.....

IRON HORSE

Rob Roy? .........You kin spank me at yer earliest convenience.. HEY CUP CAKE!....WAS I CLOSE? HELLO!!!! RUMMY????

"Ghost riders in the sky"....(his versons the best)!

do tell...do tell

RUBBER BANDS.....After 5 or 6 rounds, They come in handy for emergency cock rings...... Hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do to keep mama smilin'

Rob Roy? .........You kin spank me at yer earliest convenience.. HEY CUP CAKE!....WAS I CLOSE?

I use "Irish Spring" when thumpin' me dummy. Aka strokin' me squirrel...... After extensive research , I've found "Irish Spring" lathers best!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Slaps me wrist from time to time (I think it turns her on)