Hmm, here we go.
1. Drink
Drink as much of whatever you like. Just don't puke on me or anything I own, go away to do that. Don't expect me to like you more when you're drunk, and do expect me to take your conveyence away.
2. Clothes
Wear whatever you like. Don't expect me to look at it or like it. Except if there are kiddies around, then cover the swimsuit areas, even if they don't have to. :)
3. Friends
Be good to your friends.
4. Behavior
Try whatever you like, I'll leave if it bothers me. But remember, other people are looking and probably have cameras.
5. Conquests
King of the mountain can be fun, but if you crow too loudly someone will probably push you off.
6. Language
Inuendo's are fun and swearing is decoration not substance.
7. My personal bubble has a radius of roughly seven feet. If you're that close and you piss me off, pain or death (depending on the instantaneous verdict) will swift.
The Duchess