PyratePhil
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*gazes first at Dolphin, then at the water* ...when I was...in France, I think...it was a custom there, when a man and a woman were together at the shore at night... ...for the man to... ... ...TICKLE HER!!!!!!!!!!!
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*** Long, painful sigh *** *** Whimper, whimper, whine, whine... ***
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Oops - my bad! LOL
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(Addresses Capt. Siren) Captain, have I offended you? Do you not wish to partake? Here I am, all creamed up and nowhere to go... You and Mistress Dolphin can share, of course...
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As the sub, that's supposed to be MY line...
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That's funny - I just got flood control in... ...um... ...never mind, Mistress Captain.
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I'm tired! I'm hungry! This hurts! Can we be done?!?
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Thank you, my Lady! ***discreetly applies some Itch-B-Gone*** Ah, a beautiful evening, a beautiful woman, and RUM!!!
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...right...do you hear me complaining?...
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Of course, you know why that is... ...I'M back... NO HEARTS!!!!!!
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***Phil suddenly puts up a mighty struggle, like a spooked horse...whipped cream and chocolate fly everywhere***
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...oh, my achin' D-ring...
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I got chocolate on my hip And some whipped cream on my lip Wearin' harness made of leather Next, they'll start to call me "Heather"...
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No, thank you, Mistress... I just say NO to mixing alcohol and BDSM...
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***Neighs forcefully, stomps his foot***
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It's easy, Mistress... ...you just run the rope through these D-rings on my leather harness, and then you... ...oops...
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***Arms wrapped tightly around himself, his legs crossed, Phil drools*** ...no...no...have mercy...
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... "Skating away, On the thin ice of the new day-ay-ay-ay...."
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...if you only knew...
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***Pulls out a sparkler, lights it, waves it like a little kid at a 4th of July parade*** Sorry, you made me do it...
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:)
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Tempt me not, wench, else ye shall unleash the fires of Hell!!!
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I've got you're whip cream right here... Say it.. ...I shall not fear... ......fear is the Little Death.... ...ARRRGGGHHHHH....
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Whoa, another blast from the past - this place is full of 'em!!! No, I WON'T say it... ...oh, geez, I'm gonna burst...
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Sad to say, they were after my time - I always got them mixed up - He-Ra and She-Man? Made for interesting visuals...