PyratePhil

Iff'n ye would indulge me a wee bit... Postin' threads on the Pyrate Forum, Show one and all yer lack of decorum, If ya don't amaze, you'll surely bore 'em Postin on the Forum. Hey, Mod, don't delete me Hey, Mod, don't delete me Hey, Mod, don't delete me My post weren't so awful. Been accused of flamin' members, Weren't me, as I remembers, Least-ways since the past Novembers Postin on the Forum. Hey, Mod, don't delete me Hey, Mod, don't delete me Hey, Mod, don't delete me My post weren't so awful. Wa-ay down I'm sinkin', With these thoughts I'm thinkin' My posts are a-stinkin' Postin on the Forum. Hey, Mod, don't delete me Hey, Mod, don't delete me Hey, Mod, don't delete me My post weren't so awful. Ladies here are oh so pretty Better than in New York City These gals make them all look terrible Thought you'd catch me there, huh? Manly men are here in numbers While I post, they pro'lly slumbers Or they're watchin' "Dumb and Dumbers" Postin on the forum. Hey, Mod, I'm a Pyrate Now don't get so irate Grab a shovel and just pile it Postin' on the Forum.

Thank ye kindly, Spydre, fer yer postin'. 'Tis a true treasure fer a word-lover like me!

Ah, lass, I graced the Tuxedo faire wi' me presence many moons ago... An' to quote an ol' sea-farin' minstrel - "...So long ago, it's damn near....in the year...one..." It were a proper faire, tho what's happened in the centuries since, I cannot venture. Best o' things to be doin' oft-times - jes' go and see!

Long live th' Morgan!