PyratePhil

Wally Cox

alligator

alpaca See also: I'll pack her

*A dark, hulking form suddenly looms over Silkie...with his lips very close to Silkie's ear, he whispers...* "I hope, M'lady, that you truly enjoy this little present...". She opens it and discovers a print of Lucifer... She turns to look at her benefactor, but he is still sitting across the room, drinking some vile concoction...

LOL! Good ones! How about... "My Pyrate beat up your Honor Student"? "Vote Pro-Pyrate in '08" "If you can read this, you're about to die" "Treasure chests wanted...Inquire within"

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lust and war

*sniff, sniff* Hey...yeah...

*Fifi approaches Phil as he luxuriates in the lagoon, slaps him sharply in the face, screams "Merde!", and storms off...* Geez...end a lease and everyone hates you...

What Would Pyrates Do?

short-term / longhorn

poor / cowgirl

fancy / chat

Asparagus turns Phil on... ...and Presidential speeches for PyratePhil??? Well, there ARE those erect...eLections every four years...

Naw...it wasn't like that at all... ..well...not really...maybe just a little... ...ok, ok...

*Phil floats on his back, appreciating the warm, lapping waters as the stress of the days bleeds off...he thinks about the pub he often visits, the horrible desolation that resulted from the insane attacks, the carnage...a clown fish nibbles at his toes, he shakes his foot and the little creature goes off in the opposite direction, evidently deciding that this piece of lunch would be too hard won...*

The Pub after the virus attack...

clothed / call

Don't be forgettin' Hemmingway's house with all his cats... Key West was probably the greatest place I've ever gone to on vacation - wish I could stay there full-time...

Oh, I'm sure you HAVE...

...it WOULD have been had I not had to pay them so much...

"Sunrise" - Jeanette Alexander - on Internet radio

I think you need to go to a nursing home...um...never mind...

Christine luv, I don't know which is worse - the bug YOU got, or the one the 'puter died from...

Don't forget these guys, too...