PyratePhil

Miss Bahama...Miss Chile...Miss Norway...

misplaced (it's gotta be SOMEWHERE around here...)

fallen angels

Heh, heh... Christine, recognize this? :) I'd sent this site to Christine a while back - it's hilarious, both that the cats look like Hitler, and that someone came up with the idea for the site in the first place!

seraphic

gossamer

Yep! Gunpowder tea from Guangdong province

Lipton's

After having the batteries in the lantern fail yet one more time, Green Lantern decides to upgrade...

Prince Butterfingers

Hear, hear!!! :) ...it's why 9 out of 10 taoists prefer sheep...

just hoping, not stating

...somewhere...

Probably shouldn't have posted them here, though - the bumper-sticker guy will probably come sniffing around...

ebony and ivory

devilish

Unfortunate Birthday Cards

good mood

OFFICIAL SIDEKICK INTERVIEW FORM - CONFIDENTIAL!!! #1. Are you willing to wear a silly costume? See, only the top dog gets the really cool uniform, all black and gray and nasty and scary-looking. We'll dress you up in...oh, let's see - red, yellow, and green! 2. Are you used to a 9-5 routine? That won't apply here. 3. Are you comfortable always playing second fiddle, being killed off repeatedly, and being required to utter inane phrases constantly? 4. You MUST be over 30 for this position, as we have to give the illusion that you're 16 or so. 5. Sorry, no cowl - our budget is tight this year. You'll have to make do with a cheesy black eye mask that we made with some scissors and a sleep mask. 6. You'll always get SECOND choice of the really cool vehicles, you realize... 7. You'll need to keep going to school for as long as you're a sidekick. Are you comfortable with that? 8. You MAY be allowed, on rare occasions, to save your Superhero, but realize that HE will get ALL the credit in the end. 9. We removed the Sidekick pole from the cave - are you willing to slide sloppy-seconds? 10. Don't leave your number - we'll flash the Batsignal if we want to see you for a second interview. Thanks for coming in, and good luck!

don't ask, don't tell

...and the list of Bat Scout levels of achievement... Baby Bat Badge TenderBat Bat Second Class Bat First Class Star Bat Scout Life Bat Scout Soaring Bat Scout ...and some of the merit badges... Phased-Array Crossbow UtilityBelt Packing Expert-level Virtual Information Language (EVIL) BatBoat Seamanship BatPlane Pilot Level 1 Arch Nemesis Lore Criminal Profiling Leatherwork (for costume) Lifesaving (Beautiful Heroines) Lifesaving (All Others) Metalwork - Titanium Ash Tray Project Gotham History Criminal Apprehension Make Your Own BatCave! Understanding BatSignals Freud? Who is this Freud? Does he wear a costume? Is he planning a diabolical caper??? He uses exploding cigars, doesn't he? ...probably hates his mother, too...

Oh, can't leave the girls out, no way... they'd all have Batgirl costumes. AND a Batcycle...

chicken lips

Man, I would SO look forward to Jamboree...

Tiny Capt. Tim