Silkie McDonough Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 And the workers on the commuter line that is beside my house! I know they have to work on the tracks on "off" times but a Saturday morning and at 2 AM on a work night? Thank goodness I was off sick this past few weeks! Hey, no wonder I couldn't sleep nights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 OW ow ow ow!!!! I fell down the steps and now I have my ankle on ice Good thing I had that six pack ice blanket! Bad thing...no six pack! Then again I'm not really much of a beer drinker... DISaronno will do...um...medicinal purposes of course... ''''''''''' Stupid steps... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Ouch! Sorry to hear that Jenny! Ice & Disaronno sounds like a good prescription. While you're staying off your feet recovering, at least you can amuse yourself by practicing tying a knot in the cherry stem with your tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Thabk you for thhh kind withes and th tbugestion..now how do I get the cherry thteb off my thonuge? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 I could make a suggestion or two... Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 heehee..I bet you could Jack, you rogue you Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 If I see or hear one more "news" story about that heirhead Parasite Hilton, I'm gonna scream. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I love Entertainment Weekly's parodying comment on her situation. They said that after checking into the detention center she was quoted as saying, "If Ernest can do it, so can I". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chapman Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 I was told, "Dad, I have sand in my butt". Therefore, the clothes came off, and the silks went on while the bath was drawing. While Dad drank rum out a Curious George glass because well, Dad's not too good at doing dishes. Pauly caught a bullet But it only hit his leg Well it should have been a better shot And got him in the head They were all in love with dyin' They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain Butthole Surfers, PEPPER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Thinks Chapman sounds like a good dad. Thinks Paris Hilton should be flogged...then jail won't seem so bad.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 People who have bank accounts should be required to own calculators and actually use them. People who can't do math should NEVER have a debit card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Thinks Paris Hilton should be flogged. Send her to my place.... I'll spank her........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I am either addicted to the internet and the pub or I have no life. Either way I'm in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 No good... That much rum, and my shoulder still hurts! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Jack..Jaaack.. Next time drink the rum! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Heh..funny what a wierd dream, a ham and cheese and pirates at 3:30 AM will bring...lol I DO like you people Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Trail mix has entirely too much peanuts in it..how inequitable.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolliet Rouge Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Why are child proof bottles always so hard to open for an adult?? "Why condemn me for taking a Lover with out marriage while you do so in marriage and break sacred vows?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I hate 'em too. There have been times when I've needed a medication in the middle of the night and didn't want to turn on the light and blind myself. I end up forcing the cap off, cursing its designer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluePuppy Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Trail mix has entirely too much peanuts in it..how inequitable.. I agree =p but most nut mixes have far too many peanuts, unless you go out of your way to buy a specialty mix... which is annoying... *waits for the day when almonds become the "base" nut* for the record, i love random thoughts threads. every single forum i've ever been on has had one they're a wonder of human ingenuity, they are hehehe :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Blue Puppy yer cool.. Aye almonds..agreed! Heartily! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Hats off to Buddha House, our local Chinese take-away. Their "Chicken with Cashew Nuts" is chock full of big, plump, whole, roasted cashews! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 OOhh!! and celery? mmmmmm is the delectable Mr.H dining with you? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer Joe Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 You mean Hester had "Chicken with Cashew Nuts" for dinner last night and she didn't invite me? Kowabunga, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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