Silkie McDonough Posted May 19, 2007 Posted May 19, 2007 And the workers on the commuter line that is beside my house! I know they have to work on the tracks on "off" times but a Saturday morning and at 2 AM on a work night? Thank goodness I was off sick this past few weeks! Hey, no wonder I couldn't sleep nights!
Red Cat Jenny Posted May 20, 2007 Posted May 20, 2007 OW ow ow ow!!!! I fell down the steps and now I have my ankle on ice Good thing I had that six pack ice blanket! Bad thing...no six pack! Then again I'm not really much of a beer drinker... DISaronno will do...um...medicinal purposes of course... ''''''''''' Stupid steps... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Hester Posted May 20, 2007 Posted May 20, 2007 Ouch! Sorry to hear that Jenny! Ice & Disaronno sounds like a good prescription. While you're staying off your feet recovering, at least you can amuse yourself by practicing tying a knot in the cherry stem with your tongue.
Red Cat Jenny Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 Thabk you for thhh kind withes and th tbugestion..now how do I get the cherry thteb off my thonuge? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
The Doctor Posted May 21, 2007 Posted May 21, 2007 I could make a suggestion or two... Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Red Cat Jenny Posted May 25, 2007 Posted May 25, 2007 heehee..I bet you could Jack, you rogue you Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
The Doctor Posted June 8, 2007 Posted June 8, 2007 If I see or hear one more "news" story about that heirhead Parasite Hilton, I'm gonna scream. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Rogue Mermaid Posted June 8, 2007 Posted June 8, 2007 I love Entertainment Weekly's parodying comment on her situation. They said that after checking into the detention center she was quoted as saying, "If Ernest can do it, so can I".
The Chapman Posted June 11, 2007 Posted June 11, 2007 I was told, "Dad, I have sand in my butt". Therefore, the clothes came off, and the silks went on while the bath was drawing. While Dad drank rum out a Curious George glass because well, Dad's not too good at doing dishes. Pauly caught a bullet But it only hit his leg Well it should have been a better shot And got him in the head They were all in love with dyin' They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain Butthole Surfers, PEPPER
Red Cat Jenny Posted June 12, 2007 Posted June 12, 2007 Thinks Chapman sounds like a good dad. Thinks Paris Hilton should be flogged...then jail won't seem so bad.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Silkie McDonough Posted June 12, 2007 Posted June 12, 2007 People who have bank accounts should be required to own calculators and actually use them. People who can't do math should NEVER have a debit card.
Patrick Hand Posted June 12, 2007 Posted June 12, 2007 Thinks Paris Hilton should be flogged. Send her to my place.... I'll spank her........
Silkie McDonough Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 I am either addicted to the internet and the pub or I have no life. Either way I'm in trouble.
The Doctor Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 No good... That much rum, and my shoulder still hurts! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Red Cat Jenny Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 Jack..Jaaack.. Next time drink the rum! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Red Cat Jenny Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 Heh..funny what a wierd dream, a ham and cheese and pirates at 3:30 AM will bring...lol I DO like you people Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 Trail mix has entirely too much peanuts in it..how inequitable.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jolliet Rouge Posted July 3, 2007 Posted July 3, 2007 Why are child proof bottles always so hard to open for an adult?? "Why condemn me for taking a Lover with out marriage while you do so in marriage and break sacred vows?"
Red-Handed Jill Posted July 3, 2007 Posted July 3, 2007 I hate 'em too. There have been times when I've needed a medication in the middle of the night and didn't want to turn on the light and blind myself. I end up forcing the cap off, cursing its designer.
BluePuppy Posted July 3, 2007 Posted July 3, 2007 Trail mix has entirely too much peanuts in it..how inequitable.. I agree =p but most nut mixes have far too many peanuts, unless you go out of your way to buy a specialty mix... which is annoying... *waits for the day when almonds become the "base" nut* for the record, i love random thoughts threads. every single forum i've ever been on has had one they're a wonder of human ingenuity, they are hehehe :)
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 3, 2007 Posted July 3, 2007 Blue Puppy yer cool.. Aye almonds..agreed! Heartily! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Hester Posted July 3, 2007 Posted July 3, 2007 Hats off to Buddha House, our local Chinese take-away. Their "Chicken with Cashew Nuts" is chock full of big, plump, whole, roasted cashews!
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 3, 2007 Posted July 3, 2007 OOhh!! and celery? mmmmmm is the delectable Mr.H dining with you? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Surfer Joe Posted July 3, 2007 Posted July 3, 2007 You mean Hester had "Chicken with Cashew Nuts" for dinner last night and she didn't invite me? Kowabunga, baby!
Red Cat Jenny Posted July 3, 2007 Posted July 3, 2007 Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
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