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And the workers on the commuter line that is beside my house! I know they have to work on the tracks on "off" times but a Saturday morning and at 2 AM on a work night? Thank goodness I was off sick this past few weeks! Hey, no wonder I couldn't sleep nights!

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OW ow ow ow!!!! :lol:

I fell down the steps and now I have my ankle on ice :lol:

Good thing I had that six pack ice blanket!

Bad thing...no six pack!

Then again I'm not really much of a beer drinker...

DISaronno will do...um...medicinal purposes of course... :lol:

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Stupid steps...

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Ouch! Sorry to hear that Jenny!

Ice & Disaronno sounds like a good prescription.

While you're staying off your feet recovering, at least you can amuse yourself by practicing tying a knot in the cherry stem with your tongue.

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Thabk you for thhh kind withes and th tbugestion..now how do I get the cherry thteb off my thonuge?

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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heehee..I bet you could Jack, you rogue you :lol:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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If I see or hear one more "news" story about that heirhead Parasite Hilton, I'm gonna scream. :rolleyes:

Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?

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I love Entertainment Weekly's parodying comment on her situation. They said that after checking into the detention center she was quoted as saying,

"If Ernest can do it, so can I". :rolleyes:

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I was told, "Dad, I have sand in my butt".

Therefore, the clothes came off, and the silks went on while the bath was drawing. While Dad drank rum out a Curious George glass because well, Dad's not too good at doing dishes.

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Pauly caught a bullet

But it only hit his leg

Well it should have been a better shot

And got him in the head

They were all in love with dyin'

They were drinking from a fountain

That was pouring like an avalanche

Coming down the mountain

Butthole Surfers,

PEPPER

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Thinks Chapman sounds like a good dad.

Thinks Paris Hilton should be flogged...then jail won't seem so bad.. :lol:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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People who have bank accounts should be required to own calculators and actually use them.

People who can't do math should NEVER have a debit card.

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Jack..Jaaack..

Next time drink the rum! :ph34r:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Heh..funny what a wierd dream, a ham and cheese and pirates at 3:30 AM will bring...lol I DO like you people :ph34r:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Trail mix has entirely too much peanuts in it..how inequitable..

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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I hate 'em too. There have been times when I've needed a medication in the middle of the night and didn't want to turn on the light and blind myself. I end up forcing the cap off, cursing its designer.

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Trail mix has entirely too much peanuts in it..how inequitable..

I agree =p

but most nut mixes have far too many peanuts, unless you go out of your way to buy a specialty mix... which is annoying... *waits for the day when almonds become the "base" nut*

for the record, i love random thoughts threads.

every single forum i've ever been on has had one

they're a wonder of human ingenuity, they are hehehe :)

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Blue Puppy yer cool..

Aye almonds..agreed! Heartily! :D

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Hats off to Buddha House, our local Chinese take-away. Their "Chicken with Cashew Nuts" is chock full of big, plump, whole, roasted cashews!

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OOhh!! and celery? mmmmmm is the delectable Mr.H dining with you?

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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:lol:<_<

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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