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Horses' arse of a prom date lass? Ye want I should grab some o' "the boys" and we pay him a visit?!?

Other than that, I'm feeling dang good... having too much fun...

Is there such a thing?

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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Lass, ye gots the rites to be wearin the pouty face pon occasion ye does. Buts I ne'r seen a more wonderously lovely woman about then you. I gots one o me old musically song in me head and I thinks I'm goin to sings it to ya. Nope not a Spoon full o Sugar Helps the Medicine Goes Daown, nope Not Sixteen Going on Seventeen yep! from West Side Story:

I feel pretty

Oh so pretty

I feel pretty and witty and gay

And I pity

Any girl who isn't me today

I feel charming

Oh so charming

It's alarming how charming I feel

And so pretty

That I hardly can believe I'm real

See the pretty girl in that mirror there

Who can that attractive girl be?

Such a pretty face

Such a pretty dress

Such a pretty smile

Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning

And entrancing

Feel like running and dancing for joy

For I'm loved

By a pretty wonderful boy!

(Girls)

Have you met my good friend Maria

The craziest girl on the block?

You'll know her the minute you see her

She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock

She thinks she's in love

She thinks she's in Spain

She isn't in love

She's merely insane

It must be the heat

Or some rare disease

Or too much to eat

Or maybe it's weed

Keep away from her

Send for Chino!

This is not the Maria we know!

Modest and pure

Polite and refined

Well-bred and mature

And out of her mind!

Miss America! Speech! Speech!

(Maria) I feel pretty

Oh so pretty

That the city should give me its key

A committee

Should be organized to honor me

I feel dizzy

I feel sunny

I feel fizzy and funny and fine

And so pretty

Miss America can just resign!

(Girls)

See the pretty girl in that mirror there

What mirror where?

Who can that attractive girl be?

(Which? What? Where? Whom?)

Such a pretty face

Such a pretty dress

(Whom? Whom?)

Such a pretty smile

Such a pretty me!

(Whom?)

I feel stunning

And entrancing

Feel like running and dancing for joy

For I'm loved

By a pretty wonderful boy

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.

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:ph34r::lol:

Good on yer, Diego, me mate!!

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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NO!! He's the one that made me feel pretty in the first place!! And he's the one going to cheer me up! :lol:

But thank y'all, you sure go a long way to making me smile. If you to start singing and dancing around, I might just bust a gut!

How am a feeling now? touched that I have such lads about me! :ph34r:

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Glad ta hear it, lass! Truth be told, my pistol is outta powder anyhoo... I can't swing dance, but if it be a waltz or western two-step ya be after, gimme a nod!

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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And a lucky bunch o' lads are we!

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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Ah, no worries... I'm here purely for morale purposes... all in a day's work!!

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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I'm sorry to hear you are so sick.

Here's some love and good stuff (whatever it is LOL) for you and everyone who needs it coming your way:

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May it help :)

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I'm feeling quite up! :)

Had a wonderful day!

Still wish my kids had volumes and/or on/off switches. :P (we all went to walmart... AHHHHHHH!!!!)

Fancy

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Wasn't there a song called Ring My Bell?

I'm feelin' hot and spicy and delicious.

(thank you Mad Jack... you're sooo goood!)

Fancy

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No thanks needed Constance, that's what we are in the world for to be nice to each other and help when we can :)

I know myself how much a little kindness can help! :blink:

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Other then me work suckin as usual. Well, more each day ta be honest. This be going well. Still lookin fer nother job I am. :)

Shoots anything that moves!!

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Its called "As long as I'm Singin" (I think) Brian setzers version rocks but me believes Bobby Darin might have even written it afore 'is recordin it. Poppin dance tune fer balboa and shag.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.

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