Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 I be comin' and hopin' to meet som of you dastardly pirates! See you all at the fair! I know all ye should have to do to find me, Quill, and several others is t' find that dastardly ol' feller named Jeff... I'm sure Quill will be happy t' give ye a visual should ye need it. As for m'self...well...I shouldn' be too 'ard t' spot...I'll be the semisorta Jill Sparrowy-lookin' redhead wretch... That reminds me. I want period needles t' put in me coat...an' a sail needle. T'would double as a weapon it would...or a hair stick. *muahaha* "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle-
the Royaliste Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Aye, lass, we'll be seein' ye there..we'll be the dastardly pirates wif' the really loud cannons, and our general pyratical nature...RRR.........
The WildHair'd Wench Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 Oh for visuals, me Captain has a pretty fancy red frock and I have wild blond hair and we'll have the two wee ones in tow. Sorry, haven't figured out this avatar thing yet.
Iron Bess Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 Well no matter lass... we'll all be look'n for ya AND forward to meet'n ye. (And the wee ones!) :) Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted September 25, 2003 Author Posted September 25, 2003 Lucky Penny is right... just look for "Jeff" this handsome lad ye' seez below. He'll be right out in front of our encampment, sittin' in his barrel, as he tends to be the most popular and most photographed pirate of us all.... *scratches head in confusion* What is it about Jeff, I just don't get it. He ain't THAT handsome!!! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 *scratches head in confusion* What is it about Jeff, I just don't get it. He ain't THAT handsome!!! It's because..well, some women are into older men! "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle-
Iron Bess Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 Hhmmmmm...... Must be that *Jack Sparrow *head scarf. Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted September 25, 2003 Author Posted September 25, 2003 Lookee here at this picture... ye' seez what I means? Wenches hangin' alllllll over Jeff!!! Truly amazin' it be!! I'll wager that Jeff will be th' most sought-after pirate at Ojai!! Mark me words!!! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
Capt Grey Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 It not be the pirate, lass, it be the TREASURE! And remember, dead men tall no tales.... I ain't goin' ter be able to sail into these waters this weekend, hosting a Costuming Workshop this Saturday. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature.
Iron Bess Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!.... Isn't that yourSELF in that thar picture PQ??? (chuckle) Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted September 25, 2003 Author Posted September 25, 2003 !!!!!! !!!!!!! Ye' mean to tell me Jeff's been hidin' a bountiful treasure inside o' that barrel o' his?!!!! I heard that it wasn't the size o' the treasure that matters, but the weight o' ones dubloons!!!! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 !!!!!! !!!!!!!Ye' mean to tell me Jeff's been hidin' a bountiful treasure inside o' that barrel o' his?!!!! I heard that it wasn't the size o' the treasure that matters, but the weight o' ones dubloons!!!! An' has someone actually put Jeff's doubloons onna scale? Oh dear. I SO went there. It must be close to Ojai. M'dirty pirate mind's got th' better o' me I'm sure..... ARRRRRRRRRRRR! "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle-
Red Maria Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 Lookin forward to learnin' to fire them gun Captain. And of course crossing blades with me friend Iron Bess! As far Jeff is concerned... he looks af if he's been on that there Atkins diet! I supppose death should come between a man and his love life :)
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted September 25, 2003 Author Posted September 25, 2003 Ah Bess, ye' caught me! Aye, 'tis true. That be me kissin' Jeff on the top o' his head in a moment of weakness when I was swept away be his rugged demeanor and good looks!! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
the Royaliste Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 ...Sweating and huffing.....Well, them cannons are off'n the ship an' to the ramp, waitin' on high tide to go the rest 'o the way...Somebody shoot me wif' one if'n I do this stunt again!!!....And Jeff, well, 'ow can a bloke compete wif' a guy wot everythings 'stiff' on.......
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 ...Sweating and huffing.....Well, them cannons are off'n the ship an' to the ramp, waitin' on high tide to go the rest 'o the way...Somebody shoot me wif' one if'n I do this stunt again!!! Aye, Cap'n. I shall keep some paintballs 'andy for th' next time ye start babblin' on 'bout it.... Promise t' check ye t' be sure yer not talkin' in yer sleep again first... "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle-
Iron Bess Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 Ah Bess, ye' caught me! Aye, 'tis true. That be me kissin' Jeff on the top o' his head in a moment of weakness when I was swept away be his rugged demeanor and good looks!! (chuckle) Have the eye, I do!!! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
Red Maria Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 I weighing achor and getting outa here buckos! I won't be at the computer till Mondat or maybe even Tuesday. Lookin' forward to seeing the scurvy lot of you at Ojai.
the Royaliste Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 RR, got them cannons in the truck, finally, and a keg 'o powder....hide your women and ru n for your lives!!!!!.............HOOO-RAHHH...
Darkmalkin Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 Have a rockin' good time, all o' ye, and, Quill, I'll be waiting for the pix of this adventure! The Pyromaniac Pirate
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 ARRRRRRR! A half hour before work is done. Head home, finish th' packin' an last minute sewin, do a we bit o' cleanin' an' get a good night's sleep so I can get me arse outta bed at O-Way-Too-Bloody-Early-Thirty.. Will nae be seein' hide nor hair o' the cyberworld til late on Sunday if I don' fall inta bed first.....an' if ye see me on AIM with the wee cell diddy by me name..that doesn't mean I'm conversational.. ...but ye can send me messages that I might not get 'til way later "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle-
the Royaliste Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 Yahoo! ...the gunpowder's packed, the cutlasses are stowed, and the lanterns are lit......cannons down the highway early in the morning......do-da,.....
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 ...and in the last hour I made a very funny surprise that is coming along with me. Suffice to say...er...Jeff might have a bit o' competition, mates... *teehee!* ARRRRRR! "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle-
The Touring Gentleman Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 We thanks ya, Bess! Well now, ought I to bring a half dozen to the Tam this Tursday?? The donuts were a sweet counterpoint to a half-yard of Hefeweisen. To borrow the words of young Will Turner: "She's a pirate... and a good woman!" Only by great risks can great results be achieved. -Xerxes
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