Sorry, I want a pirate that's smells GOOD! Has good hygiene no lice, crabs, or other stuff crawling on dirty bodies.
Stinky pirates............yucky!
Ok so I'm a prissy wench, tough!
I agree with Bilgemunky, not everyone can do what you do Hawkins. Gee haven't seen any dirty, filthy women around..........good thing.
Since you don't do faires Hawkins, it shows a rather short-sided vision.