Sebastian Ellis Seymour

Oooh, what a pity. I always seems to come into these conversations too late.... Oh well, Cascabel tis quite nice. Ssssterling you hush, I am not full of shite. It's just something I picked up on my shoe last night about town.

Well wishes my dear. I do hope that your natal day was grand.

Well my dear Capt'n I do appriecate you taking her off my handsss for awhile. It cssssertainly allowssss me to enjoy more of what the area hassss too offer.

Oooooooh! Sssssssterling!! You may yet feel the ssssssting of my glove before thisss issss out. I can't help the way I talk.

Well Sssssterling sssir, I know the work you do for the crown issss clossse to heroic. Pleassse let usss join our French friend in a brandy... mmmm? And to you Jack of ssssssssilk, you call me ssssssycophant again and it shall be more than wordssss to dessscribe my dissspleasure. Sssso in order to keep the peace and only because you ssssseeem to be a man of quailty. (and of similar interests)

"My dear Ssssterling!! Ssspeech impediment... How dare you Sir!" "Why I, i, oooohhh." I stamped my foot.

"Ahh mistressss McDonough." I gently bend down and caressss her hand with one sssingle peck. "And pleassse forgive my my lack of presssence. I've been indisposssed as of late but never fear I'm feeling much better now." "Mistresssss Barbossssssa, we shall chat when you have more time." "Mr. Eye, What be your pleassssure sir, I will purchassse it for you my friend. BARKEEP! Another round of champane for everyone here." "Now Barcssselona, ahh those Ssssspainards. It was quite a town. I enjoyed my time there for sure."

Well, well mistress Alexander, your slightest touch always demands attention my dear. BARKEEP! A bottle of your finest champane please. If you have anything of that quality here.

The drunk's putrid stench assails my delicate senses as I step over his prone figure in the doorway. The smell only intensifies as I enter the loathsome establishment. Reaching for my kerchief I exclaim, "ssterling?!?!? Why on earth are you even here?" As I survey the landscape I begin to pity the people here but it is only a fleeting sympathy. "Well ladiesss and, gentleman, if you can even be called that, my name is ssSebastian Ellisss Sssseymour." " I am in ssearch of a Captain Sssterling? Have any of you filthy mongrels ssseen him?" "Ooh, isss my mooch falling off?" I exssclaimed patting said mooch.