Merrydeath

tickles Nigel.. he sounds like Elmo when he giggles.

http://www.whorlwinds.com/index.htm

this is where I got mine..

Sorry ta here ya had a carpy day.. i mean crappy. Mine improved 100%.. and you were here to help. sigh.. its good to be a pirate.

I wonder if she had W W on her behind?

its hard to be an artiste with just emoticons.. I was trying to show what the puppies look like after getting out of a bodice.. :)

They do look a bit like a certain rocker from the 70's tho.. hmm.

... you are a dandy pirate and in Ill too. I have some I found for $1.50 a pound.. sweet and round and with a little sass to em.. just like me.

Uh, lassie, I be beggin' yer pardon, but were ye implyin' that ye be $1.50 a pound?

*(does some quick mental calky-lations, then rummages in pockets, counting out doubloons)*

Does some fast calkeylattions..

Hey!! I resemble that remark!! I hope I cost at least what Prime rib costs.. or are least Shrimp. (5'2'')

1.75?? do I want to know or is that a TMI situation?

and Mr Addams.. there appears to be a lost pirate here abouts. He used to be me matey, but of late he is AWOL. So, unless there is Mrs Straw around, there are no worries about losing anything..

Starts to look in her pockets fer doubleloons for $2.00..

Hey Capn Straw..

spanky.. thanky!!

I'll take a shot of that Animal before I hike up my skirt and lower my bodice and start scrubbing.

Sheila.. are ya sure its not lower me skirt and hike up me bodice?

Looks in the mirror.. you may be right.

(=)(=)

I've seen Sylvester Stallone and some other stars.. not impressed by them or any cavemen..

drops a COLD water balloon on EP.. then hides til he is gone.

That's what that nun said before she dumped me and me friends into the briny' blue.

Briny Blue?? you mean you were in with the Tidy Bowl man?

hip waders up to me arm pits, sir!!

chased crew yes..

chaste crew?? NEVER

attention wal-mart shoppers..

I never said Olaf was fluffy.

I said Studly could be a fluffer.. Am I the only one who knows what a fluffer is?

and I am going to guess that Olaf would apply for that job in a NY minute.

thank ya matey.. its off to bed fer me, so dream deep and fulll of buttershots.

I'll see ya later, closer to the faire.

MD

Edge of reason and good taste.. always!!

I meant for Sheila you horndoggy.. shakes her head..

where and how much laddy? I may need to fire on someone soon......

Can Studley be the Fluffer?

some one with a good sense of humor you hope, and not a chest full of Uzi's and grenade launchers aimed at your house...

I swear Cappy Pete, you are one of the nicest pirates I know, but I won't spread it around. (big hugs and a bum pat, watching out fer the lady of his heart.)

No offense taken.. I am a professional pirate after all! (wink)I was just making your sword arm twitch.

*holds her tankard steady so's he can pour it in to the brim*

big sigh.. you are a dandy pirate and in Ill too. I have some I found for $1.50 a pound.. sweet and round and with a little sass to em.. just like me.

From the song, The Moose song by Three Pints Gone:

Moose, moose, I likes a moose,

I've never had anything quite like a moose.

I've had lots of lovers, my morals are loose,

But I've never had anything quite like a moose.

Now that I am old and advanced in my years,

I look back on my life and shed me no tears.

As I sit in my chair with my glass of Matteus,

Playing Hide-The-Salami with Melba the Moose.

would followers of yours be groupies or gropies?

WENCH???

nay laddy, I am a pirate lass on this board. I am fit to fight and bite and wrestle, but serve ya a drink? Nay! And iffen ya ask nice, I'll even srcitch your back a little.

But serve ya a drink or bring ya the remote???

(cleans her cutlass with the shirt from the last man who called her 'wench' here. (she is a grape wench on another board, but not here Arggh!)

thanks, mateys.. I miss that dang thing. It was a mite expensive for being sheer and little. Not something I can replace again.

Here is another pic, this one showing the headpiece and the swimmie under it too....

https://pyracy.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=566

if you see them, let me know.

orders a round of drinks for the sweeties.. and hugs all around.

Imaging that, men running to see what happened when I mentioned that my top is off! ..

Greetings,

when I was in Key West, I had a top 'borrowed' from our booth. Here is a pic of it. If you happen to see it being worn somewhere, let me know. It was mostly a one of a kind top, with silver coins that jingled, with black beads hanging down. Oh and the headpiece of silver coins AND the aqua swimsuit top was taken too. I can't replace any of it, so I would like to have it back. If it was taken by accident, please let me know you have it.

jingly top.

webwench007@hotmail.com

change rooms??

because you like outies and not innies? And you were jealous of the cuddle pug sleeping wit us?

I like to think of the ones in men as the WHY chromosome..

I was surrpsied you didn't answer with

"A beer in one hand and the remote in the other"

the scrunchy started in this life white..and slowly turned green!!

ups the bid to 3 kisses and a bunny pat.