Merrydeath

sounds interesting but I will be attending another faire.. don't really have the money to do St Lou.. pity that since I would love to go and see you all. Too many bills to pay...

welcome Mr Sweeney! I'll have a rum mojito iffen ya please.. tis a grand place the pub is, full of the stuff that makes pirate life worth living! I hope ya find a crew soon or have a good time lookin!

blast... already doing the Des Moines and Omaha fests. I was asked about going to this grand fest, but since I have given my X on other events, I will have to say nay.. at least for this year. I"m more then a bit sorry to not be going..

still have some sore healing from the tape and various holes but more or less ok.. still waiting for the dang insurance to make decisions..

bumper snickers for the female pirate.. 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON’T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN’T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN … SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON’T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN. 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF. 10. I’M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN. 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE…WHO CARES? 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES. 13.AND YOUR POINT IS? 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 15. OF COURSE I DON’T LOOK BUSY…I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. 16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP. 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. 19. I’M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE. 20.HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON’T GO AWAY? 21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I’M NOT. 22. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I’M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY. 23. DON’T UPSET ME! I’M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

I agree with herself, The Bess.. well done indeed! to the newest member of the Fools Gold crew! good job and welcome!

lass.. you know all us female piratey types have A.D.D.O.S. ATTENTION DEFICIET DISCORDER.. OOOO SPARKLIES. And yours caught my attention with your jewelry.. and then I thought you had written " with me bits and boobs"...

indeed! a fine shirt, fit for a scoundrel or a man of taste.. good show, Mary!

actually, I did call someone a week or two before the run, someone on another committee who couldnt get hold of Peg.. she told me you were there and to contact you for directions and such, or try to find Peg. I just figured you knew where the greeters water and food was and would share it. I did see Peg that day, but I didnt get the food and water info til many hours later from her.. good thing since I was dehydrated.

I"m sorry I missed wishing you a big Happy Berthday on time, but I'm glad I get to at all.. you are a shining star on the pub! RAY, give the lass a BIG glass of wet stuff... cheers!

LOL.. brilliant, Capt Sterling! I vote you to help me pack next time.. I've wondered how Ratseye can get all of his loot in his vehicle. wonderful skeleton, there! I have a smallish one that I carry.

aha, the lass with the strawberry locks does come aboard once in a while!! Hello Red Bess! I hope all is getting ready for SeaRover and his events.. I'll keep a thought or three for him.. heck yes, lass! We are looking for more crew members for the Fools Gold! We are more fest pirates than factual like the Archangel, more for fun than some others.. you dont have to sing or anyting but if you do, that's a plus. anyway, I'll have a mojito.. rum and lime and mint, cool for a hot day.

now is he a pour man, or a poor man?? either way, a mojito for me and my friend, the parrot Flogging Molly. Damn the crackers, bring her rum. Interesting that you change names and all.. I would but I rather enjoy the Merry Death persona.

Mr Blackfoot.. you are highly missed, your face and words havn't made us smile in many a day til now.. and here I thought you were just another spammer troll! welcome again to the pub.. first round is on me.. "clinks a few gold in her pouch to get RAY's attention" I'm glad you are well and so are both your lasses.. Give us news when you can but make it pronto!! CHEERS matey!

Great Balls of Fire

I love the necklaces too.. you are hitting the designs right, but alas we ARE just poor pirates (bows to the grand Ransom) I would hit some of the ren sites too, since they aren't exclusive to pirate themes. good luck, ya fine lass!

I just sent my email to you, Renfaire.. and looking forward to seeing your pretty pins.

tired.. spent the weekend at a 50th anniversary party and picnic, mowed the back 40 (kidding but it was past my calves at times) but I got to drive a convertible Sebring.. more fun then a barrel of drunken monkeys.

very good lass, same as mine only no milk! .. I do miss ya and hope we can meet for a grogtini at Macs.. the date might have changed a bit to the next weekend. Still up for a brew?

This is for the permanent building faire in DM Iowa. Its pirate weekend and they have scheduled some fine entertainments indeed! Pirate weekend is labor-day: Aug 30/31st & Sep 1st - "Pirates, Heroes & Daring Duels" Sept. 6/7th - "Highlanders, Celts & Lucky Lasses" Sept. 13/14th - "Romance, Wine & Royal Revelry" http://www.dmrenfaire.com/ who all is going?

they changed the date of another faire I have to be at, so I was wondering about changing the meet date to the 27-28th in MNRF instead. That is the romance and chocolate weekend....

frosted wheat strawberry squares.. good to munch for a late snack.

doing ok for now, but my cat ate the rose I got from the center and he's allergic to them. I'll have to have him get a shot or his mouth will hurt and swell.

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. 'What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring all the customers!' 'I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles.' With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says... 'You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!'

poor Silkie.. you awed him with your smile and he musta keeled over with lust, or sumptin.. and his name is B-Wilde. iffen he comes to, I'll have a pirates blush, cranberry and captain.. who ever is paying.