Arthur Richards from Kent

the "Lost Soul"

add these the next time you reorder: wars fought battles won parties planned cities plundered treasures stolen ships comandeered virginities ended rum barrels emptied

just to update you all about my R A the radiation pills are killing off all them nasty white (aggressive) blood cells and the pain in my hands is finally going away! Huzzah! the bad thing is there are new pains in both feet and ankles! I think my doctor is a duck! Quaaacccckkkkkkkkk, Quuaaacccckkkkkk, Quacckkkk, Quackkk

Aye then sir william! I'll be ordering me abowl a that then! How have you been? this party just keeps on keepin on ya knows!

Success is never final, and failure is never fatal; it's courage that counts. unknown

the turtles Happy Together

been there done that! the bummer is its really cool until you get there and you realize its really cruel

I actually know victorias secret! she like myself we are lesbians!

deadly afraid of running aground the bosun yelled below! Help, anyone please help, someone!

Gene Wilder

I thought that was ten: Black is beautiful Your checks in the mail I wont xxxx in your mouth

Glenn Campbell's Rhinestone Cowboy

William we wish that as well mate. Oh it were hot and the days were long too! With so many things going on in So Cal last weekend it was a very slow weekend for patrons. but we sure had some fun in the trial, the battle, the wench auction and the general mayhem and merryment. Cynfull celebrated her birthday and we had fourteen members of the guild in camp. We had several compliments to the encampments (good looks) I told them they were only saying that when I wasn't there so thanks anyway but damn it was sure hot! It should be five to ten degrees cooler this weekend and this saturday night I think is the party night of both weekends some one go on myspace and check with the drunkin dragons??? a few were about last saturday but five out of fifty isn't too good (most of them are kilts and they were in both san diego for the scottish games and irvine for the irish festival) Good things ahead! Huzzah!

Think outside the barrel!

think outside the barrel

Aye its the knight guarding the bridge in the holy grail! take it away Cap!

on that well seasoned note: I have adctually cut the meat off of a halibut (all four filets) without bleeding it (twice ive done this) taken all the meat off and set it back into the water and the carcass swam off.... really!

Did I wrong you somewhere at sometime lass? Why such the hostility?. Grant it Tom isn't liked for any one of a number of reasons. That too, he threw the faire in an area where nothing else was happening being under the gun of to decide when and where the pirate festivals certain dates could be so as to not coincide with others. I think rather than bashing me as a die hard (though I surely resemble that remark) and alowing such vennom slinging. Be it not better then how about sending letters from all the guilds you belong to requesting November as a viable time to end the faire season with the pirates of corona festival before thanksgiving? Since there isn't two weeks in a row in October! Might that then be a better tactic for all of us pirates then, eh?

stacking up they be! so many i forgots to worry!

milky way

thanking God again for allowing the blinders to run away....

Bald head from standing on head so cretons can kiss ass. confuscious

heading out to work another weekend on guild endeavors

my orange

well then sombody better be gettin ta work here