Arthur Richards from Kent

split hairs

Since me last post on this here thread I been messin round with mixes of rums and the last faires results came back best yet so here goes. Four shots Spiced rum two shots tatoo two shots vanilla rum two shots Pyrat rum one shot kahlua and lastly 1/4 shot coconut rum I thinks it bestly tastes mixed in with root beer

Blood on the Tracks, Bob Dylan

ok fine so thar be no on site campin then! anything else you can tell me?

I remembers ya both and ya both should be headin up the hill to Big Bear! Koronaberg ends the 9th go there that weekend to help drink it away with all of us there and then!

Well here it is another darn Friday and ifin there needs be another reason fer throwing some gold about here's to Fridays and may the following two days be filled with such spirits as today's! Ray, for the ladies sake, keep 'em coming. So I be guessing grammercy fer the kind words be in order. It's not like I forgets, it's more like I am jes trying to slake me thirst mates. Been a while you know I can't remember what it was I wanted to say but ifin ye be a pirate and ifin ye takes it seriously, then ye best be sittin in the parking lot at the Big Bear Pirates Fesival on the morrow around noon fer the tailgatin we'll be doing. Me thinks we jes might need a few more thirsts ta quench afore we commandeers us a ship there. Alls well as can be mates. Found love (love found me) she's a beauty queen. I truly do not know how I gots lucky buts I did. Smarter than me she likes that the most (i lets her beat me at scrabble you knows jes ta keep her wondrin and all. Still not partakin of ales but me doc says I can drinks me a glass of red wine a day I says a bottle is glass isn't it? Drink up me hearty's yo ho. Anyone seen Redwake? Tell him his artwork gets more pictures taken of it at faires than the gypsies dancing does! I miss you all, hope to see you at faire though. Keep in touch and I'll be round more often.

Drinkers be it known! I'll drink ye all under the table and then thumb wrestle you fer yer sister! Ray keep them drinks comin!

Well, Rumba, ye be sincerely askin a fittin question of near to perfect consequence indeed. I like somethin to hold onto. I like responsive body parts that quiver at me touch. I likes ta kiss long soft and exciting kisses where me eyes only close to keep from popping out. I likes me a woman who is smart and can be cute in looks and in action. I likes me a hand full of trouble with a naughty side reminiscent of an X-rated female Dennis the Menice. I likes me a Sunday school teacher who when I walk in the door turns into a $2000.00 a night hooker just for me . But most of all I likes me a hope to pin a dream on, and baby that's the way it ought to be.

Ace me ole son! Ye gots a place to throw a nap sack? I jes might head north mate? Jes needs ta know me in me van won't be rousted and thrown in the hootsgow fer squattin ergh worse.

Aye then Lady and friend how be thee? Ye can puts to the sea with Ms Cindy and me, we'll get there about noon Saturday whilst ye set me straight fer the time ta be at the dock and count on it then! Huzzah!

So, I be sailin by this here place in me brings'em near and sees this here port that seemed to be one I remembers. Well blows me down and picks me up. Ray me ole son! How bout loadin up a few o them thar pitchers with Guinness fer me mates and fergets when ta stop pouring! Drinks are on me matey's it's good ta be home! Huzzah!

Austin Texas

Welcomes aboard laddy! Tarton eh? well ifin ye be buying I'll tells ye the story of the blackwatch kilt that we had sent ta Davy Jones own locker.. Guinness and grammercy then.

Guinness mate. I be truly liken that "within spittin distance of hell" mate... Right nice it is, creative as all hells loose women run amuck... Welcomes aboard!

Aye then, Nathen ale is it? Welcomes aboard... Where it be then your home port? Ye needs ta have a sound place of residence... Me hopes ye aren't drunken slouch? We gots them a planty mate. I'll be drynkin Guinness and grammercy...

Welcomes aboard mate and let me just say if no one gets hurt why would they mind? Guinness don't ye know by now.

I hates dem soldiers types..... Now take off the uniform and look smart then. Ya knows don't ye that in order to be in the queens navy ye has to pass a very elaborate illiteracy test? Welcomes aboard, here put this on and soldier someswheres else (shhhhhhhh as I leans in ta whisper) there be pirates about........ Guinness don't ye know? grammercy

Tia love have a seat here wit me as I am due to ask an obvious question just forgot it though gimme amo0ment but in the wait are ye buying the next round? Goodly though ye be Guinness be for me. Welcomes aboard. Ahhhh yes, What is the import of the hair of dog and blackroot then?

Nimrod matey now that be a right fine example of yer parents sense of humor now isn't it? strange though it be, were ye beat up much as a laddy? I mean wit a name as such one would immediately think ye must 'ave been.... Welcomes aboard but ifin yer huntin men I know you'll be a pair of boots less when ye goes in the box ifin ye catch me drift? Guinness mate!

Welcome aboard good woman. A finer jewel this seas nay seen. Peace be your first mate and health be yer bosun. Guinness fer me! Grammercy

Black Anne Rose Lass, ye be a right charmin lady of faire. I see yer ways wit words be practiced and well???? Let's just say,? "savvy" Welcomes to these here friendly waters of safe port. Yer welcomed that be fer certs and Aye be willin ta add Guinness ifin ye please? And Grammercy

I asked them to come up with a silver anniversary card?

I dont think anyone can ever think too much about pyracy...... especially here with all of youze! perfect

"The Secret"

I love what I do for a living I love being a pirate captain I love working at faire