Okee,dokee, 'ere goes. After bein' boarded by the Royal Navy, two scallywags escape in a tender, an row quietly away inna dark. Come daylite, they're in the middle of the ocean, no land to be seen. Suddenly, one 'o 'em picks up a bottle floatin' by. With a laugh, the udder one gives the cork a pull, and out popsa genie.' Says'ye blokes got one wish!' Parched with thirst, one blurts out, turn the sea 'ta Guiness! Voila, the sea turns to Guiness,genie dissappears.Other bloke turns, hits partner solidly on the noggin. Wassat for? yelled the pirate. 'ye dummy, now we'll have ta piss in the boat!'