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the Royaliste

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  1. Thank ye for the well wishes! Only a couple o' things smell better 'n gunpowder on yer birfday! Gary
  2. RRRRRRRRR! Just hit the slip, literally, as I singlehanded my tallship the Royaliste on me birfday, mannin' the guns in order to sink the Hawaiian Chieftain as a present! Her crew of regulars and paying customers all fell dead to the decks from the bowshots from the Royaliste! ......A pyrate's life fer me!!!
  3. Ye can come aboard my big boat anytime. Just pulled up to the dock now, after sinking the Hawaiian Chieftain on me birfday!RRRRR Aye, and we are lookin' at HMB as a site for a pyrate fest and sea battle! ye heard it from the Royaliste!
  4. Well, we all got a pretty good idea who'll be starrin' in the human parts for a sequel, I'm fer a Sea Battle to see wot ship gets the job next!!!RRRRRRRR
  5. Well, I'm wearin' one o' the shirts right now, an' as much as I'd like ta think they made it for me, I'm sure they made more!
  6. Well, me laptop's got the power, but Im tied up with a 30 ton Pyrate game known as 'The Royaliste'!
  7. Aw,lookey! That fine pyrate wench Claire fixed me' avatar watzit so's me ship comes up now,RRRR mates!
  8. Welcome aboard, SavageWOlf! Skinned alot o' them devil's a while back! Enjoy the scuppers!
  9. Some foul skulldugger musta throwed Bastspell inna press gang somewhere... We invited for a sail, but no word
  10. Bah! To them steel imposters! Prepare to board! hands on the grapples! Lively mates! Hard 'a port! Full broadside, fire in'a hole! On a different stroke, thanks to http://talesofthesevenseas.com for me birfday supper! A Salute! Ka-Boom!
  11. Geeee-Haaaaw! Blowin' evry bit 'o 35 knots, the 'ole girl screamin' like a flippin' banshee...damn, it's good ta be a sailor! Ahhhhhh, a cold one at the dock
  12. Belay that, mates. The wind be up a bit too much ta get outta the slip!
  13. Any o' ye close enough to read this, I'm sailin' at 1400, and ye RRRR welcome
  14. Welcome aboard! Now where wuz I....the wuz a jolly miller, lived on the river Dee...
  15. Look out,men, she's on a roll tonite!
  16. Aye! and ye gotta watch out, as ye can't trust the wimmin anymore 'n the men over the chamise!!
  17. Zeeesh! Wimmins!!!! I guess it don't matter wot century it be, they're still tryin' ta figure out wot to wear
  18. I dunno 'bout alla that skinnin', I jest skin critters, but ye better keep her Pyratey! or there'll be some new skinnin' goin' on!
  19. RRRRRRRRRRRR!! Can't leave me ship, so when them whimpy vessels go at it, remember the Royaliste!
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