CaptainCiaran

J = jug o beer

The Color Purple (by Alice Walker)

Oooh, red velvet cake! Me mom used to make these when I was a sprog. Haven't had it in years. I'll have a slice and an Irish coffee, please.

haze

aristocracy

evil

guillotine

(Ciaran raises his mug) Arr, well done, mate.

(places Crowns on the counter) Thank ye, mate. I hope ye made mischief while the Tsunami was closed for repairs. It's important to close shop and get away every so often.

(Ciaran shrieks and jumps as the door opens just as he was reaching fer the handle!) Ahem. Yo William. I like yer new Avatar image. Falafel is a favourite of mine. I'll take an order and a cold beer of yer choice.

big basket

jelly belly

Michelangelo

Hmmm, now in the South when we say "repairs" we could be talking about a refill fer our cocktail. (As in, 'Excuse me Sir, I do believe my glass is in need of a repair'.) (Ciaran ponders whether William has placed the sign up as a trick or a test. Perhaps if we sneak in with our empty glasses he will be awaitin inside to fill them up again.) Someone try the knob and see if the door will open.

The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

corn on the cob

Breakfast at Tiffany's

(Ciaran's head swings toward Tempest, his eyebrows raised and a look of 'ye must be jokin', aye?')

(Ciaran enters at just the right moment and draws his cutlass.) Yo ho ho! What have we here? A mosaic chocolate cake! May Poseidon be praised and ye too, William! Magnificent specimen it be. Might I slice meself a piece? And perhaps a bit of Kahlua to accompany it, Sir?

malt liquor

edgy

"We're not in Kansas anymore!"

flying monkeys

William, please replenish Captain Siren's beverage. To yer good health matey! I hope yer recovery will be speedy and complete!

Nay, this summer job I be doing with little sprogs at a nature camp be takin' most all of me time. Then come September I be makin plans to visit friends in Canada. Heat and humidity -- yuck. I've lived in NC all me life and have yet to get used to 'em. We swelter and wilt from June -- September.