Diego Santana de la Vega

Aye then let it be known Ifin Mad_Jack is feelin better then I am too! Huzzah!

Up at the crack o dawn I be in the galley, the coffee is hot and the fried pork strips crispy. I went below and only nineteen eggs were thar. So I brought em all up and though the chickens are a scurvy lot I fed them and thinks to meself (chicken dinners tonight). I whipped up the eggs and double boiled them into a fluffy pile adding these chilis long and green they be then what little greens i could chop off me herb plantings and some cheese. I started soaking me pot a beans. The leftover roast mixed with peas I soaked all night and chopped carrots, potatoes and cheese baked into a fine pocket pie were on the way iout of the ovens when the I heard the bell and I knows dawn was up and about. I was rolling the dough fer the second load of sheepherders pies when in comes the first waking crews memebrs and lickity split the poached egg pan dish was excavated. I Gave a morning prayer to those eating. Lord give us this most glorious day without worry's and bothers. Allow this fine ships crew and officers safety and harmony and allow them to see your guidance and ask for no more, by in your word we truly can expect no less as you be the light and the way. Amen

so Rwed are we going to see you in Ojai? I am really looking forward to partying with you! and I guess its a good thing your bosses name didn't come up yellow willy Butt

I'm sure you have a perfectly good explanation for this, but I'm buggered if I know what it is.

I stayed up on into the night blessing drinks and eating leftover until I was faced with Hells gates for both glutiny and sloth. I went to my quarters to retire for the night.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php I stole this from Mad_Jack it's not what he's doing right now!

I am laughing so effing hard that I started coughing and then my boss came in and saw this guy freaking out and said send that to me right now.... I have been with tears in my eyes for five minutes and God this is funny stuff Jack! and I quote "not what this guy's doing"

Holler back girl

I just want all o ye that be me friends here and there are many more and non. Rummy, me, Scarlet, Petee, Patric, damn can't remember em all! Rumba's coming by Redd Oktober, Caskabel, Billy Bones, Captain Morgan (he's not the member though he too is welcome the one with us is the gallon) anyways, we'll we be havin a party after close o faire Saturday night and it be rockin the cazbah. I be in the park camp area out side the shire under them rows of palms. It be fer Pyracy.com pyrates only (and guests). Now I knows the many of you are guild yard members and the likes of yer own pot luck is going on and well thats well and good enjoy and after yer dishes are set out to dry well please do come on by! That being the known way it be, lets jes get this straight. It's not a kegger so ifin ye have preferences best lag it wit ye.... udder than that, here be the rules! Yargghhh! Pirates don't pay attention to rules! It's informal ><> leave yer formal wear at home... It's casual ><> no beginning time frame, no ending time frame... If yer eating ><> bring a full dish... If yer drinkin ><> bring a full tankard... If you have a preference ><> bring yer own... If yer unhappy ><> this party will change that... If yer smokin ><> bring an ashtray (and a few extra you know those O P's)... If yer spendin the night ><> bring yer bedroll... If yer alone ><> you wont be if you bring a bed roll... If yer annoying ><> I have directions to all the other parties... IF yer loud ><> Patric hand has a way with loud people... If its after 10:00pm ><> Volume goes way down... IF yer loud after 10:00pm ><> Patric hand has a way with loud people... If you like the friends gathered ><> hope you brought a chair... If it gets cold ><> plan on snuggling... Ifin you like snuggling ><> hope you brought a bedroll... If yer not a pirate on Pyracy.com stay home!!

negotiating a huge commision!

Aye lass I have no recourse but to send a prayer in your entire families direction hoping tis not another calander year afore having you near. God bless!

is never up wind!

Mr. Gas

geoffrey beene

Peter Sellers

Yarghhh! No Joke! Me thinks if the world is going to get serious about reduce reuse and recycle then lets make these stupid words shorter to begin with!

Royal Crown Revue

Bobby Darin

usual suspects

No choice in the matters. Sorry it's RumbaRues fault Indigo Swing

ouch!

incidentally

Aye Rumba! Almost quotin Indigo Swing like ye did takes me breath away it does Rummy look over here Rumba Rue must be listening Indigo Swing! I’ve been lost... Trying to find a place where we fit in You’ve been lost.. frightened that I won’t love you again Can it be that I have forgotten what it’s like to love and disagree? No one to rely on a shoulder left to cry on And maybe that’s the way we ought to be Baby that’s the way we ought to be Maybe that’s the way we ought to be

(snif snif sniffffff) Guinness? Never had Guinness from a casket though can we jes drynk out of the cask instead???

hello peggy sue